What do you call your DP's penis?

[singleandfabulous]

I cant decide if i like dick or cock
Dick sounds a bit ... old but cock sounds pornographic. Old chap is just funny.

Pork sword

We went with Mr Fierce for a while but it was a a joke. It's cock here. Suck my cock usually

I mean I don't talk to it as in "Hello Penis, how are you today?"
I do adress it when talking to DP as in "Hi DP, your penis shows through your pants."

Dinner

Steven & The twins, love length or old boy

stolemyussrname Arf! at 'dinner.' Love these.

This reminds me of Judy Blume's Forever. Ralph, anyone?

An ex referred to his as his todger. Horrible word for a tiny horrible thing (him and his dick!)

Nothing, I don't address it as anything...

So those of you saying you dont address the penis directly, dont you talk dirty or sext? or do you simply refer to it as 'it?'

Are you female or male because you do sound like a male, and why are you interested in what we refer as partners genitals as?

I'm female see my other posts in the dating thread Im obsessed at the moment Dont hate me - it's been years since I had a man in my life.

.seemsLegit Oh no! An ex used to call his a todger. Horrible word I agree.

Cock.

Cock

Yes I do talk dirty but when referring to his Cock I just say for example I want your hard cock in X, y, z No way am I calling it Alan or such like and have to say I want Alan in X,y,z

Arf! at Alan.

The man Im currently seeing sorted this dilema for me recently by referring to his cock so that's that sorted but this thread has been hilarious.

Cock. I agree with pp I'm not asking for Alan to be put in wherever I want it or say ooh isn't Alan hard.

My best friend calls her dp cock, Captain dps name

No no no no!!! Please stop with the Alan!! 🙉😩

laughing at 'I want Alan in x, y, z ...'

QueenoftheAndals the most beautiful man i ever shagged was called Ralph. Came from Blackpool would you believe. Like a greek Adonis.

Todge, todger, member, knob (boner, at certain times) widge they all seem to sound better that cock

I used to call my ex's penis weapon of mass distraction

Is Alan because of the Alan key? Used in equivalence to a screw driver similar to screwing or screw you Marlakey

Saying cock is a mouth full, not literally

Quencher, I think that might be why people use Alan.

I prefer saying cock I love a mouth full

Arf! at Quencher!

I quite like the term knob too (although it does remind me of Rob Tichener now that the Archers gang have appropriated it).

Petal