What do you call your DP's penis?

[singleandfabulous]

I cant decide if i like dick or cock
Dick sounds a bit ... old but cock sounds pornographic. Old chap is just funny.

I prefer saying cock I love a mouth full just don't dribble. Yuk
I might not be a fan of having a mouth full but thats better than the result of expelliarmus being all over the place. worse if there is no towel. Pass me the tissue please!

Isn't all Alan keys quite small ?

I have just realised I don't use any name these days apart from the scientific penis. I need to be more creative and find one.

Oh yes Quencher you have to mind you don't dribble, don't want to cleaning

I believe the biggest Alan key I've got in the garage is 5 inches

Mr Flibble (red dwarf reference) fyi we were young.

Knob or todger. And in moments of exemplary maturity I'm prone to dancing around and pointing whilst going "I can see your wiiiiiiilly".

Cock. Which is also what I call my beer (cockerel beer) so sometimes he's not sure which I'm talking about but its fun to tease him by saying I want a cock in my mouth and then going to the fridge.

My DH went through a phase of referring to his as 'the rod of power'. It was a short phase, because I was genuinely concerned about pulling a muscle, what with all the laughing.

quencher.

Um, I call it 's little acorn, because it grows into a mighty pak

I do the "I can see your wiiilllyy" dance too, honey

Mostly I use knob fnarr

Cock sounds to porny.

I don't speak to it either, it's not much of a conversationist. It is usually sometimes refered to as "your penis" and sometimes "your dick" depending on the situation.

Those of you that address the penis directly, do you use it like a microphone or is there a more "penis-friendly" way of stricking up a conversation with the emotionless little one-eyed freak?

Same as Boogers

ALAN

Big fat cock

To clarify my DHs name, not Boogers' !

like a microphone 😂

I say tigler it drives dh mad because it's not very manly . Sometimes I call it bigler he a grower not a shower

Ha ha ... like a microphone ... Brilliant!

I agree that cock sounds porny but I like it.

Cock.

Cock. We're both filthy really so doesn't bother us.

We call it a wiener 😂

Elderly Rastafarian Gentleman

A penis

Cock
Or boner
When we are in bed

But usually if we are talking about it in other terms, then it is 'the little fella' who apparently has a mind of his own

The Duke
obviously

Cock for sex. In day to day chat: tadger, dick, willy.