What do you call your DP's penis?

[singleandfabulous]

I cant decide if i like dick or cock
Dick sounds a bit ... old but cock sounds pornographic. Old chap is just funny.

Big Jim and the twins.

Cock all the time except when I am being daft and I call it 'King Dick' after finding a 'King Dick' adjustable spanner in his toolbox in the garage - along with an old eyebath and birhday candles and some string DH is equipped for anything

Elderly Rastafarian Gentleman

This just made me and my DH cry laughing

Cock

Dick

cock usually, but willy if im being coy

Anaconda rex dps name for it not mine!! I changed his bluetooth name for that once, a friend fou d that hilarious when trying to pair phones one day. He calls himself a telescope too... not modest my man.
I mostly say penis

Garfield like the cat...but that's because my bits are kitty (like in hello kitty - I used to have hello kitty knickers when we got together)

Cock in the context of yeractual shagging because porny is normally the vibe I'm aiming for. Otherwise penis or willy.

Dh sometimes jokingly refers to it as his 'love-wand', and his 'mighty meaty sausage', among the aforementioned 'rod of power'. He is joking, and it does make me laugh - not because of his endowments, just because of the absurdity of it. But yes, it's generally cock, willy, etc. from me.

Tinky - because that's what DS used to call it when he was little.

Willy Wonka - which always results in a quick blast of some Nicki Minaj rap.

Dingle Dangle - not sure why, except for the fact it does.

But cock if we are getting down and dirty. The other names would probably kill the moment and result in an instant floppy.

My ex husbands was Mr Snuggles and I used to talk to it and make it talk back......this is almost certainly why we are divorced

Rodney, cant remember why but i named him lol

We have a very naughty version of those magnetic words you stick on the fridge to make up random sentences and in a flurry of lustful poetry one time, I ended up with the expression 'power pole of pleasure'.

Four years later, DP's is still referred to as this, but normally only outside of the bedroom bizarrely...

My husband is called Alan 😳😳😳
I let him read this thread and he was 😧😧😧😧 he thought DP meant something else entirely.....

This makes me think of the Royale family Christmas special. Denise telling her mam about a problem with Dave's dickie, and Barbara saying how Jim was a real nuisance with his!

My DH likes to refer to his as a 'therapeutic heat stick'.

Todger?

I'm wheezing at 'power pole of pleasure!'

Lindsxxx I laughed out loud in a really dirty fashion at that. There's often confusion on the boards about what dp means from newbies.

Loving 'theraputic heat stick too.'

Peni as in pee-nigh