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penetrative sex : anyone learned how to orgasm that previously couldn't?

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padboz · 22/01/2010 00:57

I'm a proper wanker I know how to make myself come and he knows too, but part of me feels that I could come through penetration alone. has anyone that used to find it impossible got any tips?


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AnyFucker · 25/01/2010 14:33

bleeughh

Portofino · 25/01/2010 14:58

We have Smeg appliances. And by that I mean in the kitchen, and not one of the contraptions on the ManSoap site.

Portofino · 25/01/2010 15:00

I LOVE Google

PMSL at fluffing brush and sprucing shears...

InmaculadaConcepcion · 25/01/2010 15:06

This thread made me laugh so hard I think my waters almost broke.

Mumcentreplus · 25/01/2010 15:09

practice makes perfect!...

Malificence · 25/01/2010 15:09

I want the love muscle toner!

That site is now in favourites to show DH on his return.
He does tend to go a bit pale when I tell him of the things I find links to on Mumsnet, the bloke shagging a Range rover wearing a camisole was particularly disturbing to him. I don't think he's ever got over it.

AnyFucker · 25/01/2010 15:15

immaculada...have we tickled your funny bone, love ?

a camisole ? a camisole ???

how very 1980's (ignores the shagging a large car bit)

Portofino · 25/01/2010 15:26

I liked the crime scene tape toilet roll they had on there.

GladioliBuckets · 25/01/2010 16:29

On the subject of curry houses would recommend not going down on any chap after a curry/chilli dinner. It all gets v smelly and tastes gross - for some reason it comes out of the pores down there v quickly.

OrmRenewed · 25/01/2010 16:30

It's the garlic apparently.

If you want it to taste lovely then need to eat melon - so I'm told.

AnyFucker · 25/01/2010 16:42

and not asparagus

piratecat · 25/01/2010 16:50

i suddenly did after having dd for some strange reason.

i also think a man with good hip control and a bit of brains behind the action helps.

padboz · 08/02/2010 20:58

oh my darling ladies! thanks for this! noone replied at the time and i gave up.... what i got was initially informative and then hilarious! i laughed and made notes!

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