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penetrative sex : anyone learned how to orgasm that previously couldn't?

88 replies

padboz · 22/01/2010 00:57

I'm a proper wanker I know how to make myself come and he knows too, but part of me feels that I could come through penetration alone. has anyone that used to find it impossible got any tips?


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Malificence · 25/01/2010 12:55

There's something faintly erotic about a gentle rub down with a warm, moist flannel.
He was definitely a "grown" man when I'd finished with the flannel and I don't suck on anything that hasn't been washed first.

Orm, having a curry? Don't get it?

He had a good buffing with a scrunchy sponge and salt scrub this morning - his back, in the bath, not his willy I must add.

Do none of you bathe your husbands then? Call yourselves good wives?

Mumcentreplus · 25/01/2010 12:57

Does pene alone mean no clit stimulation?..because feet on shoulders and play with the clit while being penetrated steadily and rhythmically always does it for me!..or try a bullet on clit in the same position..'sighs' does wonders love

Mumcentreplus · 25/01/2010 13:00

a litle nipple twidlin wont go a miss..

Malificence · 25/01/2010 13:02

SOH, just how high is your sink?
and why's he wearing any kind of hat, let alone a jaunty one?

DH has to stand on tiptoes and kind of "flops" it over the side of our sink.

Hmmph, I bet none of you have a special box of "sex tissues" then either, or a vanity case of different lubes for every occasion?

Malificence · 25/01/2010 13:11

Mmmm, steadily and rhythmically, now you're talking.
Shame mr Mal's gone to work now, he is coming home early tonight however .Sometimes once a day just isn't enough!
I won't text him with my sexy plans, that will just spook him.

Portofino · 25/01/2010 13:12

Mal, you need one of these

Portofino · 25/01/2010 13:13

If that doesn't lessen your ardour.....

ShowOfHands · 25/01/2010 13:15

You can always carbon date a sex thread with how long it takes Mal to mention flavoured lubes.

Our sink is waist height and very deep. There isn't a man in the land who could flop his willy in it without standing on the bath or dd's novelty pig stool.

And you don't like the hat detail Mal. I always wondered if you had limits.

OrmRenewed · 25/01/2010 13:20

Don't they do that now then? They used to give you hot damp flannels in Curry houses for your to clean your hands after a meal. Used to be the best bit of the evening sometimes.

Mumcentreplus · 25/01/2010 13:23

vanity case of lubes?...lmao..always thought my 'zip-bag' of condoms was over the top!

ShowOfHands · 25/01/2010 13:23

Oh no Orm, you're right. When someone says warm flannel or hot towel, I think curry house. It's marvellous how you burn yourself removing the cling film but it then cools in seconds. Its cousin is the MacDonalds apple pie.

Mumcentreplus · 25/01/2010 13:26

Yeah Orm...if you are lucky they are lemon scented

Malificence · 25/01/2010 13:27

Portofino - did I really need to know that smegma production peaks in men between 20 and 40?
How dirty do you think Mr Mal is?
Plain water suffices, thank you very much!

Orm didn't get the curry reference sorry, am I the only person in the country that has never been to a curry house?

SOH, the hat image, disturbed me for some reason.

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 25/01/2010 13:30

@ Portofino's link 'Smegma production peaks between the ages of 20-40'

ShowOfHands · 25/01/2010 13:31

The hat disturbs you?

Welcome to our world Mal.

Portofino · 25/01/2010 13:32

I admit it is not something I have ever given much thought to! I wasn't implying anything about Mr Mal's personal hygiene......

Portofino · 25/01/2010 13:35

Now i can recommend NOT clicking on the link to the company that sells the Mansoap!

AnyFucker · 25/01/2010 13:46

is anyone else absolutely physically repulsed by the word "smegma" ?

< puts cheese sandwich down in distaste >

Malificence · 25/01/2010 13:54

I was getting funny looks in Boots t'other day when saying rather excitedly that Durex have a new play lube out and we will try it when the super slippy lube runs out!

DH just stands there, nodding mutely.

( Goes off to google mansoap ).

I haven't got anything against hats per se, I was just alarmed by the thought of him washing his willy whilst perched high over the sink with a "jaunty" hat on, twas probably the jaunty rather than the hat if truth be told.

DH has a selection of hats in fact, not sure if any of them are jaunty though and he doesn't swill his cock whilst wearing them.

Malificence · 25/01/2010 13:56

It's not cream cheese, is it AF?

"Smegma", just rolls off the tongue, does it not?

Malificence · 25/01/2010 14:08

For "mansoap" , read *wanksoap" -

it's soft and "malleable" don't ya know?

The taste of soap is even nastier than sweaty cock!

Malificence · 25/01/2010 14:12

Oh, I'm here on my own.......

AnyFucker · 25/01/2010 14:14

what are those huge fridges called ?

I can't have one of those fridges in my house

Malificence · 25/01/2010 14:24

SMEG

All this talk of cheese is making me hungry.

Anyhoooo.... back to the point of the thread - I recommend practice, and plenty of it.

OrmRenewed · 25/01/2010 14:26

Hmmmm.... I introduced the DC to the joys of Red Dwarf. Smeghead and smegging are favourites terms of abuse. DS#2 asked me what they meant. I didn't tell him.