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Anyone want to HONEYTRAP BY EMAIL my husband for me?

204 replies

farmgirls · 10/01/2010 18:48

I have a few suspicions
and would like to test them before making a big decision.

Would anyone like to help?

It involves email communication to see if he'll take the bait and flirt and cross any boundaries that could be considered 'unfaithful', even if it is only through email.

OP posts:
IPlayBanjoOnMyFanjo · 10/01/2010 22:26

Goober he told me it was all over with you. No way would I have let him stick his dick up me if I knew he'd been sleeping with you too!

Goober · 10/01/2010 22:28

's ok. I am clean.

IFishWife · 10/01/2010 22:29

He used to call me his sister mama

monkeysmama · 10/01/2010 22:29

WTF. Just a simple advanced search brings up loads of different random posts. MilkMonster's name rings a bell but having done a v quick advanced search on that name too it's pretty damn obvious they're the same person in the same area (both with an odd liking for the name Electra?)

Call me naive, but why would someone want to spend their time pretending to be a parent who's kid had carbon monoxide poisoning .

LauraIngallsWilder · 10/01/2010 22:31

For the attention and the buzz Monkeymama

IPlayBanjoOnMyFanjo · 10/01/2010 22:32

that's cos he fucked your sister and your mama Fishwife

IFishWife · 10/01/2010 22:36

Honey soaked bitches.

IPlayBanjoOnMyFanjo · 10/01/2010 22:39

he loved the honey nut cheerio action with them

IFishWife · 10/01/2010 22:40

I am not even gonna click on that link with DH sat in the room with me.

IPlayBanjoOnMyFanjo · 10/01/2010 22:41

and Goober, I heard he liked to do the honeydue waterslide with you.

that's why I didn't want no action from him after

IPlayBanjoOnMyFanjo · 10/01/2010 22:42

at least all he ever asked of me was just a honeysmacker

IFishWife · 10/01/2010 22:42

Buggers off to bed.

Goober · 10/01/2010 22:43

How the hell do you know this stuff??

FimBOW · 10/01/2010 22:48

Could be Hughjarse, she kept reincarnating herself too.

StayFrosty · 10/01/2010 23:56

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snowedinwithJjandtheBean · 11/01/2010 00:06

Ninthwave

''Best Sunday night thread EVER...it has even distracted me from the Twilight smut thread''

that wouldnt be a thread im particularly active on is it??

oh the pride shame

what is with trolls im pretty new here and increasingly confused

StayFrosty · 11/01/2010 00:18

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BitOfFun · 11/01/2010 00:45

What's PROM?

giraffesCantWalkInSnow · 11/01/2010 02:12

premature rupture of membranes

SqueezyIsStartinAResolution · 11/01/2010 07:07

Can't believe I missed this thread last night

Bonkers.

cariboo · 11/01/2010 08:36

stop the abuse & ignore whoever it is. Or report them. Repeatedly calling someone a bitch & telling them to fuck off is not exactly sane behavior either.

TheRoyalty · 11/01/2010 09:08

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 11/01/2010 09:53

Well - milkmonster has been back on the site - on the '5 vaguely interesting things' thread, and frankly none of the things she posted were as interesting as the stuff that's come out about her in this thread!

Honeypeckle · 11/01/2010 11:21

You know there is a milkmonster and milkmonsters..not sure if they are the same pepole tho..

nickelbabe · 11/01/2010 11:43

can't imagine anyone would dare to be milkmonsters if there's a bad milkmonster though?
if they found out they'd change their name straight away...

having said that, i suppose there isn't a warning that says "this nickname has been used by a troll, please choose another nickname"

ohh, maybe we should have that warning!

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