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Anyone want to HONEYTRAP BY EMAIL my husband for me?

204 replies

farmgirls · 10/01/2010 18:48

I have a few suspicions
and would like to test them before making a big decision.

Would anyone like to help?

It involves email communication to see if he'll take the bait and flirt and cross any boundaries that could be considered 'unfaithful', even if it is only through email.

OP posts:
Honeypeckle · 10/01/2010 19:39

It must be the carbon monoxide poisoning that has made you forget who you are

thisisyesterday · 10/01/2010 19:39

megsophandemma, you're right! we could have had a great honey trapping thread cou;dn't we?

only farmgirls had to go and ruin it by re-using an old ID. spoilsport

ShinyAndNew · 10/01/2010 19:39

Perhaps she has another user name where she is newly married and planning a family but forgot which name was for which id.

ShowOfHands · 10/01/2010 19:39

You want advice and compassion from fellow sisters. Do you mean us? We're your sisters too?

Right, cmon, own up, who got pissed and entered into a quad with farmgirls? I have a couple of blanks from Christmas day when I'd overindulged on cranberry cheese and may or may not have agreed to things that I usually avoid.

Can we get an annulment or do I have to be taken round the back and shot?

hf128219 · 10/01/2010 19:41

About an hour or go I asked you for his email address. It was not forthcoming.

BitOfFun · 10/01/2010 19:42

We could use the farmer's bolt gun

Northernlurker · 10/01/2010 19:44

This is like the milkmonsters calpol thread where she totally denied saying what she had said in print. I'm afraid this is a very stupid troll. I do wish they'd realise that this site is only for intelligent trolls

ShowOfHands · 10/01/2010 19:45

[email protected]

hth

TheresnowDragonHere · 10/01/2010 19:47

Whose account have you borrowed?

MisSalLaneous · 10/01/2010 19:47

Dear whateveryouwanttobecalled/farmgirls. This is insensitive and most definitely not funny. Find a hobby or something, you might enjoy it more.

giraffesCantWalkInSnow · 10/01/2010 19:48

You my lovely are a fucking nut job

Who I am I? What? No I have never posted before!

What has happened to people graduating from troll school? They have no common sence these days.

ThickTroll · 10/01/2010 19:48

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giraffesCantWalkInSnow · 10/01/2010 19:49

[email protected] hth

LadyintheRadiator · 10/01/2010 19:50

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Imisssleeping · 10/01/2010 19:51

Farmgirls my sweet just ignore all these nasty wasty people.

It's a fab idea to try and trap him.
Now just tell me where you live and I will call round and honey trap him in person.

Don't worry about travel expenses or anything
I'll do this for one of my sisters.

(are you my sister?)

GetOrfMoiLand · 10/01/2010 19:51

I bloody hate trolls. What a waste of time for everyone.

Not so bad on blatantly fuckwitted threads like this, but the Calpol one (which I didn't see) sounds like it had some people worried for her baby.

Can MNHQ ban the IP address so this daft bint disappears and doesn't reappear as FarmerGiles or something.

MegSophandEmma · 10/01/2010 19:54

FarmerGiles

GetOrfMoiLand · 10/01/2010 19:56

Fuck - I mean look at my name for a yokellish name.

You might all thing I am something to do with farmgirls

GetOrfMoiLand · 10/01/2010 19:57

praps I am her wifesister.

dearprudence · 10/01/2010 19:57

PMSL @ IPlayBanjoOnMyFanjo "you really are the shittest troll going."

PerArduaAdNauseum · 10/01/2010 19:58

Oh I've missed you all . Been back on laptop and lurking for a couple of days but this is the first time I've been inspired to post

PerArduaAdNauseum · 10/01/2010 19:59

I see you more as a wifebrother GetOrf. Or maybe an UncleGranny? Definitely nothing so common as wifesister

NinthWave · 10/01/2010 19:59

Best Sunday night thread EVER...it has even distracted me from the Twilight smut thread

dustycups · 10/01/2010 20:00

omg cant believe she has done this, she seriously needs help.

GetOrfMoiLand · 10/01/2010 20:01

lol uncleGranny