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Anyone want to HONEYTRAP BY EMAIL my husband for me?

204 replies

farmgirls · 10/01/2010 18:48

I have a few suspicions
and would like to test them before making a big decision.

Would anyone like to help?

It involves email communication to see if he'll take the bait and flirt and cross any boundaries that could be considered 'unfaithful', even if it is only through email.

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ShowOfHands · 10/01/2010 19:29

So who is the original farmgirls? Your sister? Wife? Special friend? Voice in the dark when all others have forsaken you?

I'm farmgirls and so's my wife.

Lulumama · 10/01/2010 19:29

holy mother of fuck

even i know this is milkmonster;s alias

she is a troll and a liar, possibly with mental health issues that are serious

or she's a sad, sad sorry person having a laugh

i hope so, or there are two children at great risk

i remember a post by farmgirls a few weeks ago, where BoF challenged her as to being milkmonster and she had the thread deleted as she did not want hr ex to read her posts

you can't have two MN users called farmgirls

if this is not milknmosnter, i'll drink a litre of fucking calpol or own brand fucking equivalent

thisisyesterday · 10/01/2010 19:30

oh look, you pretended for so long, it became true. now we all believe you

uhhh, nah

TheRoyalty · 10/01/2010 19:30

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dearprudence · 10/01/2010 19:30

Even if you're for real, you do not need help with this "problem"

  1. Honeytrap him yourself.
  2. Leave him.

Simples.

LadyintheRadiator · 10/01/2010 19:31

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ArizonaBarker · 10/01/2010 19:31

LadyintheRadiator, how are you posting? I thought you had been banned?

farmgirls · 10/01/2010 19:31

MegSophandEmma you going on about this honey trapping bollocks. No one gives a tinkers tit about that

OK so then this isnt the right board for this topic, I thought it mioght not be though it is aboutrelationships. Well if youre not interested in the subject cant you just read somewhere else on the site that does interest you and stop insulting me on purpose? MY SIL honeytrapped by email and it worked, that's all.

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MrsBadger · 10/01/2010 19:31

[devises plan to honeytrap hoarding husband with stash of calpol bottles]

LadyintheRadiator · 10/01/2010 19:32

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Lulumama · 10/01/2010 19:32

yeah, cos i'm not being paid to mention brands, innit

IPlayBanjoOnMyFanjo · 10/01/2010 19:32

we don't even need traps to out you cos you do it yourself.

you really are the shittest troll going.

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/01/2010 19:33

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Lulumama · 10/01/2010 19:34

was this not you, farmgirls?

"By farmgirls Tue 15-Dec-09 16:32:00
RealityIsHungover Thanks for publishing my other username you complete OAF. What the hell did you do that for?angry

For your information, this is to compile a court case, but now you've revealed to all the username it means HE can now trace THIS username, which I'd created to avoid just such action. "

thwe name deleted, as i saw it myself, was MILKMONSTER

and this is thereofre not farmgirls firdt post

BitOfFun · 10/01/2010 19:34

Catinthehat2, I have put a shout out for you in Chat.

TheRoyalty · 10/01/2010 19:35

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farmgirls · 10/01/2010 19:35

Wow mad place this is I've obviously upset someone without realising it, it's notme being unfaithful you know I suspect it's my new husband, has someone got the wrong end of the stick? I feel really sorry for anyone trying to get some compassionate advice onthis site it's obviously not the place to come, I was reallyh oping to get some good advice from fellow sisters not a bunch of bitchy women, Im really sorry about that word but that's what you've all been like.

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TheRoyalty · 10/01/2010 19:36

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BitOfFun · 10/01/2010 19:36

Hahahahahha, keep it up love, you are hilarious.

MegSophandEmma · 10/01/2010 19:36

If we didn't know that you're some messed up looney toon then maybe a conversation regarding "Honey trapping" would of been in full swing by now, but you're a strange un so no-one (generalisation) is interested in that.

I personally, at this moment in time (forgetting the shite the other day regarding calpol, that was just worrying) am finding you quite entertaining, so I will continue to watch you make a bigger tit out of yourself, thanks

ShowOfHands · 10/01/2010 19:36

farmgirls, take a nice deep breath and tell us a truth about you. It's refreshing, it'll set you free.

Or alternatively tell us all about your poly lifestyle/social experiment while we titter and pass round the cheese.

thisisyesterday · 10/01/2010 19:37

oh s/he knows we know that s/he is a troll

they get off on it don't they.
am sure MNHQ can confirm

but yes, more effort please farmgirls. and i'm interested to know if you re-used the same name on purpose, and your thinking behind that, or whether you just forgot to createa new one

scaredoflove · 10/01/2010 19:38

All three of them are very good at not answering questions

This person is seriously deluded

LadyintheRadiator · 10/01/2010 19:38

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Lulumama · 10/01/2010 19:39

famrgirls, you have posted before as farmgirls, peopkle have linked to your other thrads, your other name is milkmonster abnd you are quite, quite mad and thinj we;re all stupid.

get a grip

if you were not trolling, you;'d be getting plenty of compassioante advice, but you cannot take us all for a shower of eejits and then complain when you ar picked up in it

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