Anyone want to HONEYTRAP BY EMAIL my husband for me?

[farmgirls]

I have a few suspicions
and would like to test them before making a big decision.

Would anyone like to help?

It involves email communication to see if he'll take the bait and flirt and cross any boundaries that could be considered 'unfaithful', even if it is only through email.

The nature of posts seem like bored teenagers to me who are probably enjoying the troll baiting...but then, so am I!

You.are.insane

You wanted us to email you will filthy, flirty suggestions. What kind of a freak are you?

Hey Shiney - it's fine, although DH has been exclusively in charge of it for the last few weeks so I'm expecting maintenance schedule not to have been followed

So what other shit good trolls have I missed?

farmgirls you are a fucking lunatic

Sorry to shout but I need to get your attention.

You have not answered any of the points put to you about the Calpol thread.

It is you.

It is your IP address

It is your computer

You are deluded

You have kids

You have not been married a month

You are fucking nutter

Shall I go on?

This is Lavenderrrrrrrrrrrr

She was Lavender, but we all knew who she was, so she changed it to Lavenderrrrrrr

There is no need to be quite so rude to her, she has a very thick skin, also she can be quite entertaining.

Her normal procedure was to pop up, in the long winter months on a Sunday evening. KERCHING

Ask her about her children ( she has many) needing to survive in air crash, ergo they need to know how to use a shotgun. Because in Lav's world you can take shotguns on planes.

Old Macdonald had a farm(girl) ei ei o
And on that farm there was a troll ei ei o

PMSL at this thread-joined MN recently as I love the sense of humour some of you have! Great entertainment for a Sunday night.

Fantastic.
Love the "thickasmince" email address. ROFL

This'll be what a troll is then? Damn, I joined MN yesterday and i know you can't have the same name as someone else.
What a strange person this is.

The farmgirl is a troll
The farmgirl is a troll
Hi-ho, she's shit-e-o
The farmgirl is a troll

In all my years on mumsnet I can never remember lulumama swearing so proficiently

peanut - have just read the whole thread and that's exactly what I took from it too

reubenjames - Troll - someone that talks utter shite!

evening shiney !

Oh dear, I think the spreadsheet has gone wrong in so many ways.

(Rueben, just to remind you, your first post was on 6th Jan.)

Beg your pardon cat in the hat. It's easy to lose track of time when you only get a few hours sleep of a night . I wasn't actually sure if it was yesterday or friday. Wrong.

I'm fucking your husband.

Old Macdonald had a farm(girl) ei ei o
And on that farm there was a troll ei ei o
With a trip trap here
And a trip trap there
Here a trip
There a trap
Everywhere a trip trap
Old Macdonald had a farm(girl) ei ei o

Hello, I'm new to all this, whats trolling? and why is Milkmonster/farmgirls a mental?
Its like being down the pub giving each other verbal at the bar with friends....Maybe I should do that!

IfishWife So am I.

You fucker Goober.

Go douse yourself in honey

E45 - its a bit of a jump to assume farmgirlsmilkmonster is lavenderrrrr - though it could be!

Lavender was real in the sense that people from mn met her on several meetups - whereas to me this goon sounds like a hairy trucker.

Also the posting style is different

You too FishWife? But he has declared his love for meeeeeeeee.

ooh, maybe he is like Tiger Woods and is stringing us all along?

so the moral of the story is to keep a spreadsheet of all loons people you come across. Right i can do this.

Any information best to include?

Yes, he likes that doesn't he.? And Nutella......

He strummed your fanjo too banjo???

I feel dirty now.

Gonna go descale myself.