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If you hate giving blow jobs but do it anyway - please tell me how?

115 replies

aNoblowarea · 17/04/2009 15:15

I've never been able to bring myself to give them. Poor DH hasn't had one in the ten years we've been together and he's never pressured me about it but I know he would love it if I did.

I just don't know how to get past not wanting to. TBH it's purely about the thought of any stray sperm thatput me right off.

OP posts:
mrsblanc · 07/05/2009 22:43

dan, I know, I really am a big fan of Dan, although I don't share all his views .( he would probably advise the OPs dh to DTMFA - a bit harsh!)

His podcasts are entertaining and his books very well written.

Blondeshavemorefun · 08/05/2009 08:42

have to say i prefer my snowball to be advocaat and lemonade

but each to their own

ThePhantomPlopper · 08/05/2009 14:19

The Phantom Wanker you say? I think I prefer that.

GrubbityWitch · 08/05/2009 14:45

ThePhantomPlopper - did you go to UCL?

brianmlegal · 05/02/2015 00:11

Just means he's getting good head somewhere else

RandomNPC · 05/02/2015 00:17

Wow! Well worth digging up a six year old thread for.

degreeskelvin · 05/02/2015 00:29

I give my husband a blow job everytime we have sex and usually it progresses to full sex rather than him finishing in my mouth. Sometimes when its just a quicky I will finish him off orally. I find giving them a massive turn on.

I normally vary it a lot between taking his penis all the way into my mouth so my lips are at the base of his penis and various sucking and licking motions for variety, he seems to like being all the way in the best though. I used to find them tricky but practice makes perfect.

Shonasnowqueen · 05/02/2015 00:37

why did this come up again?

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 05/02/2015 01:09

I think it's some thing you either love or hate. Me personally I love giving bj's and pleasuring my man.
If the only thing that's putting you off is swallowing semen. Then get him to tell you when he's Cummings, so you can finish him off by hand or he can finish inside you. Me and my dp often do that as well

morethanpotatoprints · 05/02/2015 01:34

shona

If its cumin up again, you're doing something wrong Grin

StickyMessi · 06/02/2015 16:43

So has someone just scanned through hundreds of threads looking for titilating comments about willys? How juvenile. Is it half term already?

RandomNPC · 06/02/2015 17:01

Smile so says StickyMessi, rather ironically

carpetcrawler · 06/02/2015 17:07

Someone searching for 'blowjobs' on MN.

Saddo.

redundantandbitter · 06/02/2015 17:52

Take mouthful of warm tea. Then proceed with BJ. You get less taste... They get a warm tea sensation.

It works. Apparently ??

AnyFucker · 06/02/2015 18:03

zombie thread

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