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Don't read if squeemish...TMI

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TooGross · 10/09/2008 10:20

Hi. I have name changed for this, for reasons which will become obvious!
I have been seeing a man for a while now, but he has a 'bedroom habit' which I find really REALLY weird and just wondered if I am just out of touch or am I right in thinking this is really bizarre.
Ok...(deep breath)......when we've had sex, he lifts the covers, points down to his 'manhood' and says 'clean me up then'! I asked him what he meant the first time he said it and he said that unless I (so sorry for the graphic description) sucked and licked it clean he would get sore!!!! When I refuse he gets really affronted, like I'm rejecting him sexually, when there's nothing sexual about it. he's already 'shot his load', sex is finished and in my opinion he's just too lazy to get up and wash it, so expects me to give him a bed bath with my mouth!!! I mean, it's cold, congealed...his AND mine IYSWIM.
Is this really odd? I sure as hell think so.

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CatIsSleepy · 10/09/2008 13:36

blimey that is gross
offer to sponge him down with a wet flannel next time
a cold wet flannel

Goober · 10/09/2008 13:36

Fuck that!
What a caveman!

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 10/09/2008 13:41

I don't think she has dumped him yet has she?

yeahyeah · 10/09/2008 13:42

That could be sexy if it was a kind of a joke...seems like it's just plain bullying! Would make me want to bite it off...

Buda · 10/09/2008 13:44

TBH I think that if I went to bed with a guy and he asked me to do that I would never want to have sex with him again. And I am not a prude.

anyfucker · 10/09/2008 13:47

expat

not sexy, just disgusting

what is wrong with some (fragrance-free) baby wipes left on the bedside table?

or just a quick wipe with discarded underwear then a shower in the morning (thats how we do it but we don't have freakish issues with "dirty" bodily fluids!)

this is beyond weird to me

masalachameleon · 10/09/2008 13:48

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Goober · 10/09/2008 13:53

(Hey Masala.)

Does he clean her up I wonder. She should ask.

captainmummy · 10/09/2008 13:58

Who wipes his arse for him?

Carmenere · 10/09/2008 14:01

the reason he hasn't been in touch with you (although I think you can safely count that as a lucky escape) is because he has no respect for you because you actually complied with what he wanted.

I agree with expat, this weirdness probably has roots in something he got from a porn film but it also displays a worrying lack of respect for you (or women in general). I would guess that he desires and despises women in equal amounts and has difficulty in seeing them as valuable human beings. I'll bet they are all either Madonnas or Whores.

You are well rid, his problems will run much deeper than this.

MadamAnt · 10/09/2008 14:01

lol at Expat's "apparently". Nicely distanced yourself there Expat...good job

andiem · 10/09/2008 14:03

thank god I'd finshed my lunch [boak]

masalachameleon · 10/09/2008 14:04

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expatinscotland · 10/09/2008 14:07

'lol at Expat's "apparently". Nicely distanced yourself there Expat...good job '

actually, on a very serious note, MA, i've never hidden my view on how i feel about porn on here, and they're not good ones.

i see nothing 'harmless' about it myself. was in fact very disgusted whilst watching the new C4 series on sex education last night that both the teenage girls and boys voted that the best looking breasts were the surgically enhanced pair .

but DH has rather yooful work colleagues who see no problem with it.

MadamAnt · 10/09/2008 14:12

Sorry Expat, didn't mean to cast nasturtiums or offend

expatinscotland · 10/09/2008 14:13

sadly, there's even a thread about now about yet another marriage that's ending due to addiction to porn.

hope the OP gets shot of this loser quick.

he's a nutcase.

CatIsSleepy · 10/09/2008 14:19

i saw that prog too expat, though it was quite sad they all preferred the plastic boobs
personally i thought the fake ones looked pretty weird

but then i don't spend much (ok any) time looking at porn!

CatIsSleepy · 10/09/2008 14:20

and yes perhaps it was even more disturbing that the girls thought they looked better too...

expatinscotland · 10/09/2008 14:22

yeah, that's what got me, teh girls thought they were the best looking ones, too.

it's become so mainstream to have these fake, round globes i guess.

pitiful.

crokky · 10/09/2008 14:22

OP - get rid of this bloke immediately.

masalachameleon · 10/09/2008 14:23

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OrmIrian · 10/09/2008 14:23

Yuck!

Sorry if that isn't an enlightened or helpful post but there we are.

solidgoldbrass · 10/09/2008 14:27

Sgh. Doesn't sound much like the fault of Evil Porn to me - it's not something I have seen very much of at all in my regular viewing of the latest films. It just sounds like an individual creep.

expatinscotland · 10/09/2008 14:28

i was wondering how long it would be before you found this thread, SGB .

expatinscotland · 10/09/2008 14:29

no pun intended, OP, but this chap sounds like a major knob.