I’m sick of people photographing their dick next to me

[CartonofMilk]

I’m milk. A carton of milk
I’m milk for your cereal, cup of tea whatever

I’m not there to amplify the size of your phallus

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Well - REALLY

Sympathies. It's appalling.
You should campaign for people to use bananas instead.

Are you (rubs thighs) a big carton? Like, a couple of litres? Or one of those tiny ones that people use to carry their office milk in?

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How very distasteful, I agree.

Surely a rough calculation of how many to the pound should suffice?

The more statistically minded beau could guess how many would fill the average
swimming pool/double decker bus etc.

Literally just come from the 'his penis is huge' thread and this made me properly LOL 😂

What I don't understand is why they don't just photograph it next to a ruler???

What if they ordered one of those tiny cartons of milk for dolls houses?

With a ruler there can be no deceit 👌

BA HA HA

Those yellow steel ones can be a bit painful when you let go suddenly. I'm surprised they don't have a safely warning. A standard 6" ruler is perhaps better.

@Starlight1984
Looks can be deceiving........

I haven’t dated in a while, poor old milk. I did have a man send me a photo of his decidedly girthy penis next to a Coke can once. It pops up every time time I hear the phrase coca cola index.

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With a ruler there can be no deceit

I sense a business opportunity here. It would not be very difficult to manufacture a slightly undersized ruler.

Wow! you have really big fingers! Grasped any tree trunks lately?

It’s multifunctional! Men on tinder use this ruler for their height too.

I had a man sending me images of his lengthly example recently (unsolicited, I might add). The thing is, it was long- longer than I've ever encountered in person- but long and skinny.

My exh who was a bit of a man child measured his one night.. I wasn't assisting -.. He was impressed by the result..
And people - he rang his dm to tell her..

The poor woman.

Bored at work, I was SO enjoying the cervix comments 🤣🤣🤣

Huge penis has been deleted😂

Personally, I'd rather a girthy average length than a long pencil dick that didn't touch the sides smashing my cervix. The G-spot isn't that far in after all.

i once had snap chat, opened it and a bloke was having a wank in to a Tesco 4 pint bottle I kid you not, I got rid of it after that. I’ve never been able to buy milk from Tesco again either. Absolutely grim

That was my cousin

Yep.

This is the best thread in the history of MumsNet.

(Also I'm sorry you're having to go through this)