I’m sick of people photographing their dick next to me

[CartonofMilk]

I’m milk. A carton of milk
I’m milk for your cereal, cup of tea whatever

I’m not there to amplify the size of your phallus

Men provide an everyday object for scale?! FFS, I'm glad to say I'm of an age and marital status that means I've never been sent a dick pic. I think I'd be genuinely upset if someone sullied something I really liked (milk, Sky buttons) this way.

I'm sad to say that I read the dick pic thread with a can of Pringles in direct view and googled "how big is a can of Pringles?".

10 inches if you were wondering.

Either that's absolutely not working, or proportionally it's going to look like a big gummy worm.

At my age, I'd sooner have the Pringles, to be honest.

Please tell me this was one he'd bought and taken home, and he wasn't sharing his population paste in Tesco's dairy aisle.

I absolutely don't. Nobody loves dick pics except the men sending them. They aren't even interested if it turns you on, they're just totally in love with their own cocks that they want to see it in photos.

I'm sure if you replied to being sent an unsolicited one with "I see you zoomed in" it would be a suitable response.

Maybe they ought to use a geoduck for scale?
https://wdfw.wa.gov/sites/default/files/styles/page_body_half_width/public/2019-02/moby1.jpg

That's not the worst part, the worst part is what they expect or demand to be sent in return.

I've just spent a grim moment trying to think of an object I could use to show scale for a fanny pic. I thought of sweets, maybe a pink shrimp or a flying saucer depending on angle.

Pink shrimps?
A ripe fig?

Good grief! I've clearly been out of the dating game for too long. Last time I was sent a dick pic, there was no item for scale!

Population paste made me lol

Online dater worried sex would be painful with a man with really large penis, apparently its 11 inches but it hasn't been seen it IRL yet.

Chin chim cheroo. A sweep and his carton, wrapped around you.

Now that you mention it, his eyes look like they have seen the glory of the cumming of, good lord.

Feel sorry for me too, I'm a Lynx Africa can!! 😫

But your name isnot lynx Africa can

get. Out.

Imagine this conversation if we hadn't lost the ability to NC on a thread :D

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 Bananas for scale.

@CartonofMilk I think you need to blame Kelis if your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard. Where there is blame, there is a claim.

What if they're mini bananas?

They usually are’!

11?
Don't believe it.
I have to admit (brag?) that I've seen 10, and then I had to sit down as I wasn't expecting it (usually "I'm big" is followed by a tiddler being shown and me trying to suppress my laughter).
For 11 I'd probably faint.