I’m sick of people photographing their dick next to me

[CartonofMilk]

I’m milk. A carton of milk
I’m milk for your cereal, cup of tea whatever

I’m not there to amplify the size of your phallus

Not sure about the use a ruler, no deceit thing.

Lots of people still get very muddled about centimetre and inches, let alone centimetres and millimetres.

I think Mrs Bobbitt must be on this thread as this keeps appearing:

Ooh I came across one of those once, forever referred to as pencil penis.

I’ve name changed for this as a few people know this story.
I was on dating apps a while ago and would be bombarded with grubby dick pics. Yuck!
one guy sent a pic of ‘it’ next to a can of lynx… I replied ‘can’t believe you used a travel size can for scale!’ I was swiftly blocked.
another one said ‘so you like BBC?’(big black c*ck). I replied ‘I prefer E4’. Again, I was blocked. Mission accomplished 👋🏼

often dont know why these dick pics are done in bathrooms occasionally on a bed so they use deodrant cans for comparison

I can only think of this poor little guy now.....

Thats put me right off making custard for tonight 🤢

V good !

Sorry for putting you off your custard, it was about two years ago now and I still think he was grim 🤮

If it's the right man sending them, then I like what they imply

Nah. I’d be much more up for it if he sent a selfie of himself hoovering, or struggling with arms full while unstacking the front loader washer. Much more attractive.

"Thats put me right off making custard for tonight "

That made me properly LOL

Good God. Is this an OLD norm now?

I'm just imagining it now.
Bloke meets woman online.
What can I impress her with? What will she like? What's my greatest achievement? What do I like best about me?
I know!
But how to show my little sausage off to his best advantage?
pictures man searching his house for the perfect comparison, like a shit writer trying to find the perfect simile, discarding all as he does so... fork, plant, candle, letters, baked bean tin....

Justice for milk cartons! 😯😢✊

Well I certainly haven't!

And no I'm never sure whether it should be penises or penii (or penae?).

Better that there's only one in your life!

Does that mean you are lactose intolerant?

Is it coconut milk?

Or thoroughly dis-custard

What's my greatest achievement? What do I like best about me?

It's so depressing that "my penis" is what they come up with as the answer to that question.

Proper lol at this 😂

I'm sorry to hear of your trauma Milk but please spare a thought for your dairy colleagues "yoghurt shot" and even grimmer "Philly cream cheese " 🤢

So... the next time a man offers to bring you a cup of tea in bed of a morning, now you know what he's doing while he's waiting for the kettle to boil!

How true I believe this is known as Cultured Appropriation and is quite bad behaviour.

Ha ha ha

Esp as last thread went poof

I feel your pain @CartonofMilk

im still laughing at this