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I’m sick of people photographing their dick next to me

95 replies

CartonofMilk · 07/01/2025 10:56

I’m milk. A carton of milk
I’m milk for your cereal, cup of tea whatever

I’m not there to amplify the size of your phallus

OP posts:
Michellesbackbrace · 07/01/2025 12:02

You must curdle with embarrassment op - I’m so sorry to are subjected to this abuse.

MaryWhitehouseExperienced · 07/01/2025 12:03

Well, I am thoroughly disgusted.

WoolySnail · 07/01/2025 12:07

Tinselinthewhoopsiebasket · 07/01/2025 11:34

My exh who was a bit of a man child measured his one night.. I wasn't assisting -.. He was impressed by the result..
And people - he rang his dm to tell her..

The poor woman.

I don't know you, but I'm so relieved for you that he is ex h!! 😂

GeminiGiggles · 07/01/2025 12:22

How dyu think I feel?

Signed,

Sky Remote

Chroniclesofstress · 07/01/2025 12:22

The milk of human kindness..

SiobhanSharpe · 07/01/2025 12:32

Tinselinthewhoopsiebasket · 07/01/2025 11:34

My exh who was a bit of a man child measured his one night.. I wasn't assisting -.. He was impressed by the result..
And people - he rang his dm to tell her..

The poor woman.

Oh god -- I can't even...
Did his DM comment? That's nice, dear.

HobnobsChoice · 07/01/2025 12:32

Lovelysummerdays · 07/01/2025 11:16

I haven’t dated in a while, poor old milk. I did have a man send me a photo of his decidedly girthy penis next to a Coke can once. It pops up every time time I hear the phrase coca cola index.

His penis?

MyDeftDuck · 07/01/2025 12:33

Yeah but are you full fat or semi-skimmed?

EliflurtleAndTheInfiniteMadness · 07/01/2025 12:35

Betchyaby · 07/01/2025 11:39

Huge penis has been deleted😂

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Awww sad

ThePoshUns · 07/01/2025 12:36

I think a beaker would be a more useful comparison. You know the ones everyone keeps by their bed....just for penis related stuff?!!

NPET · 07/01/2025 12:39

Had to laugh -

"THEIR dick".

Is there only one left? What size is it?

UpUpUpU · 07/01/2025 12:39

Oh Milk, I am so sorry. What happened to just being for cereal, tea and for kids?

I can only imagine the trauma of being used as a ruler for dick of an evening then a kids beverage of a morning.

Do you have a good lawyer or therapist?

Mississipimudpie · 07/01/2025 12:40

What on earth have I missed?? Haven’t got a clue what anyone is on about 😂🤣😂

Bollindger · 07/01/2025 12:43

Ok, so I always wanted to know this.
Do other women like dick pics.
I cringe and just think yuck.
I have to be in lust to want to even touch one.

NPET · 07/01/2025 12:45

Starlight1984 · 07/01/2025 11:10

What I don't understand is why they don't just photograph it next to a ruler???

What if they ordered one of those tiny cartons of milk for dolls houses?

With a ruler there can be no deceit 👌

Oh there can be! I've had one obviously photographed against centimetres - which he took great pains to pretend were inches!

KittenOnTheTable · 07/01/2025 12:47

Back in my day it was pringle tubes. Never looked at them the same since. Especially the green ones

Lovelysummerdays · 07/01/2025 12:51

HobnobsChoice · 07/01/2025 12:32

His penis?

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Just the mental image thankfully. I never saw the owner after that picture was sent so it may very well be popping up all over the place.

Sherararara · 07/01/2025 12:54

You’re really milking this one now..

Lovelysummerdays · 07/01/2025 12:55

Bollindger · 07/01/2025 12:43

Ok, so I always wanted to know this.
Do other women like dick pics.
I cringe and just think yuck.
I have to be in lust to want to even touch one.

Penises / peni? No idea how to pluralise penis and I’m scared to Google are not pretty things. I’m not sure if anyone has ever received an unsolicited dick pic and thought that looks amazing now I need to fuck him. I mean really just unnecessary.

NautilusLionfish · 07/01/2025 12:56

CartonofMilk · 07/01/2025 10:56

I’m milk. A carton of milk
I’m milk for your cereal, cup of tea whatever

I’m not there to amplify the size of your phallus

Never heard of this. What kind of people do you associate with that photograph their dicks next to milk cartons. I now feel like I have led a sheltered life. Or havent lived at all

OfcourseitsaNC · 07/01/2025 12:56

Are you needing to invest in a special type of grill in order to keep your spout pube free?

BillStickersWillBeProsocuted · 07/01/2025 12:57

Starlight1984 · 07/01/2025 11:09

Literally just come from the 'his penis is huge' thread and this made me properly LOL 😂

He must have to use one of those awkward to pour 6 pinters!

Georgyporky · 07/01/2025 12:57

The reason women couldn't park (allegedly), according to some old comedians, was because they were told by men that a tiny 4" dick was actually 6".

OfcourseitsaNC · 07/01/2025 12:59

Bollindger · 07/01/2025 12:43

Ok, so I always wanted to know this.
Do other women like dick pics.
I cringe and just think yuck.
I have to be in lust to want to even touch one.

If it's the right man sending them, then I like what they imply.

They aren't the most attractive of body parts to me. Give me a decent thigh or a muscly forearm any day!

NautilusLionfish · 07/01/2025 13:01

Tinselinthewhoopsiebasket · 07/01/2025 11:34

My exh who was a bit of a man child measured his one night.. I wasn't assisting -.. He was impressed by the result..
And people - he rang his dm to tell her..

The poor woman.

@Tinselinthewhoopsiebasket I am so happy for you. I am happy that he is your ex now. What a relief it must be