Tell me your ‘unreasonable’ relationship dealbreakers

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So I’ve said ‘unreasonable’ not because it’s unreasonable to you but may be to someone else. Maybe others think your dealbreaker is diva-ish but you don’t? 😂

So this excludes any unanimous relationship dealbreakers such as cheating, nasty behaviour etc.

I will also welcome posts around ending it for a reason that seems trivial to others but not for you!

I will start, I just could not be married to someone who worked away, for instance in the forces.

Anyone who thinks he must be more intelligent than me because I'm only a woman.

Does not eat vegetables.
Thinks they are superior to others.
Swears often.
Smokes.
Is a workaholic.
Plays golf.
Believes things are “women’s work”.
Only wears sports clothes.
Does not read books.
Is too into his appearance

💯 to all of these!

Some fantastic ones here and some very relatable to me but this from @StrawberryWater takes the cake

‘My sister went out with a gummy fella and her tale of licking his gums made me sick in my mouth.‘

🤣🤣🤣

@MillshakePickle no one wants to have sex with a penis they can barely feel

Smoker
Heavy drinker
No respect for his health (eats badly, doesn't exercise)
Financial irresponsibility
Bad tempered

( ^ the dream, eh?! )

@lastofthesmalltownplayboys can we also add Maroon 5 to be interchangeable with Coldplay please?

I laughed out loud at this :)

Smokers.
Non active people.
Fussy eaters
People who have no hobbies or interests.

Years ago I went on an 'activity date' where we hired a couple of bikes in richmond park. It was a gorgeous sunny day, the park looked beautiful, the plan was to do a circuit of the park and then have a nice pub lunch by the river........but......they could not ride a bike...literally kept wobbling along before falling over sideways. Any attraction just evaporated there and then.

Anti vaxxers
uneducated
someone on benefit (sorry)
not in a high paying job. Sorry as i’m in high paying jobs aswell i want man who equal in capability and educations.

i sound so snobby. But i’m not trust me 😂

The last one is superbly specific.

I would run a mile from a poser/too well preened/ a skinny cyclist/a tosser who plays golf/ someone who eats like a savage/drives a small (old woman's car)/a tight arse who won't spend anything/ a quantity surveyor/architects-- as any l have met would bore you to death 😭

Conspiracy theorists. Once had a man explain to me that Elizabeth 1 was actually a man. Apparently this batshit theory that disregards about a million pieces of evidence is a thing.

Bitten nails
Non readers
Non music listeners - but unreasonably, I also don't want to be with a real musician either
Amateur artists or writers - professionals, fine, but I have done my time building up the ego of an aspiring creative and I won't do it again
Self employed people

Everything you all have mentioned plus I loathe men in red trousers. Total deal breaker for me. Gives me the immediate ick.

That’s so funny that ordering a korma is a deal breaker 😂😂

Voting Tory.

I once dumped someone for snoring (I didn't tell him that was the reason as it seemed mean). Not keen on beards either.

Snifflers
Drinks white wine
mustache/beard
no initiative
Wears Ecco shoes
straggly hair
calls their daughter ‘little princess’ or similar
has bumper stickers

In fairness people who order kormas probably have heads in their freezer, human skin lampshades and an extensive collection of Radiohead albums.

Anyone who posts cringe memes on social media - we only have one life be happy and that sort of shit

tells me to smile - just want to stab them

a Vegan

unable to have ‘normal sex’ eg only wants to cum through blow jobs

constantly farting

unrealistic plans for the future

someone who has a list of things they’re going to do but never actually does anything

stingy men

man child

man who describes himself as daft as if it’s a good thing

men who describe themselves as a nice guy - they never actually are!!

Too short (under 5'10)
Never taken party drugs because they're too much of a square
Small hands
Gets up at the crack of dawn to go for a run as a personality trait
Doesn't pay me as much attention as I'd like
Pays me too much attention
Wants to go halves on nice restaurant meals all the time
Acts like a big baby about spiders
Can't spell/uses excessive incorrect grammar
Peppers their texts with unnecessary emojis (especially these - 💃🕺)
Not intelligent enough to ponder the universe
Stresses about germs
Doesn't smell right

Small hands

Poor Jeremy Beadle.

On a first date, he ordered a pina colada and pineapple juice. No second date.

Yes, agreed about cringe memes. Total turn off!

I've been single a long time, this list is definitely why....
Anyone who still drinks to get drunk
Anyone who smokes or vapes or has ever done drugs, any one with random insignificant tattoos.
Anyone who casually swears
Anyone who has ever been in trouble with the police
Anyone who believes TWAW or is into Andrew Tate
Anyone who spends their money too easily or who is too tight
Anyone who is married to their job
Anyone who is work shy
Anyone who preexisting MH issues or significant physical issues - I grew up with parents with MH issues and don't want to end up caring for a partner or walking on egg shells. If they developed a condition during the relationship then we'd cope with it
Someone with bad breath or who doesn't care for their teeth or other basic hygiene