DH asked for ‘relief’

[Disappointeddotcom]

Hi
earlier today my husband sent me a message that basically said can you come upstairs I’ve got a hard on that needs sorting! How would you respond to that?

Tell him I was on my way with a heavy book to play whack a mole.

I would go and sort him out. Him and myself 😆. Enjoy darling. Life is short ❤️

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣 at the heavy book. OP I would either ignore the text or say you relief first.

Ask him back 'can you come to the kitchen, I have a pile of washing up needs sorting?'

Depends I think.

if he was a twat & generally treat me like a staff member (he'd be GONE). I'd text 'sort yourself out'

If I fancied him & I wasn't otherwise busy (WFH/looking after kids/whatever) I'd ask him if he had any special requests 😂

context is everything.

Because my husband is nice and our sex life is good, it would be meant as a sexy invitation to fun times, and I would take it as such. Also, he would only text that once the kids were in bed and we'd had a day that suggested sex was on the cards!

I suspect that is not the case for you OP, or you wouldn't be asking

I'd say lol. What do I get 😂. In all seriousness it wouldn't bother me. If I was in the mood I'd sort him out if I wasn't I wouldn't

How would I respond to your husbands hard on?

A jug of ice water.

Needs more context really

This.

If it was my husband I'd be happy to oblige!

Absolutely this.

I'd send him back a video of me chopping banana with a cleaver...

My husband never does anything like this (85% of sex is initiated by me) so I'd be smashing the bedroom door down and cracking my knuckles, "LET'S DO THIS, SEXY PANTS!"

(I just want to make it clear, we have very similar sex drives, but for reasons, he leaves the initiating to me)

Depends how your relationship is in general. Im guessing as you’ve posted this it’s potentially not great?

As others have said context is everything but in a healthy relationship where there is time to enjoy each other in that moment, I wouldn’t see a problem

Tell him to bugger off and to sort himself out as I'm too tired😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only valid response tbh 😂😂😂

Op
Are you suggesting it’s somehow abusive?
Surely this is ok in a loving, healthy relationship? Of course you can say no, and it goes without saying that he has to be ok with that.

I just laughed 🤣 Cheers

Is he thinking there's going to be anything in this for you?

Are you asking how we would react to your husband saying this to us?

Great response

"You sort me out first, ta!"