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Just walked in on husband masturbating

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LadyLazarus20 · 07/11/2021 22:03

Hello, please help me with advice. After getting the children to sleep I have come down the stairs to find my husband wanking in the middle of the kitchen/dining room.

He says he is sorry and that it is inappropriate. My thoughts are around what if it had been one of the children. I've asked him to leave. He thinks I'm over reacting. I'm not am I ?

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Buggritbuggrit · 07/11/2021 22:13

What on Earth did I just read?

Why was he wanking in the kitchen/diner? And why have you asked him to leave? What is going on?!

BeefSupreme · 07/11/2021 22:13

location that has upset you? Did it involve an apple pie?!

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TabithaTumbler · 07/11/2021 22:15

Did it involve an apple pie?!

I'd chuck him out too if he ruined dessert Angry

Unanananana · 07/11/2021 22:15

Asking him to leave was a bit much. Everyone wanks.

Wanking while standing in the middle of a food prep/eating area is pretty grim though and a bizarre mental image. He could have used the bathroom or your/his bedroom. Do you think he wanted you to 'catch' him? It all sounds a bit grubby. Was he intending to ejaculate on the kitchen counter/cupboards/dining table?

iklboogiemaninthecloset · 07/11/2021 22:16

So?

RonSwansonsChair · 07/11/2021 22:17

Leave the kitchen or leave the house? A bit of an over reaction if it's the house.

SpookyPumpkinPants · 07/11/2021 22:17

Maybe he could see his reflection in the glossy cabinets & just couldn't resist himself?

IF this is real, then yes, huge overreaction!!

LadyLolaRuben · 07/11/2021 22:17

@BabyRace

Was he spunking on the dinner? If not, huge overreaction.
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aikshe · 07/11/2021 22:19

Strange

HebeMumsnet · 07/11/2021 22:20

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LivingNextDoorToNorma · 07/11/2021 22:24

What, just standing there? Where the hell was he planning to ejaculate???? I mean, I’d be less than thrilled with him wanking where I eat my breakfast. But yes, I think asking him to leave the house (if that’s what you mean), is a huge overreaction.

FallonCarringtonWannabe · 07/11/2021 22:25

Throwing your husband out of the house for masturbating might be a slight over reaction.

Cocopogo · 07/11/2021 22:30

I’m not surprised you asked him to leave, everyone here is bonkers. He was in the middle of the kitchen/diner that is so inappropriate, weird and gross and could have been one of the kids coming to get a drink. I’d have booted his weirdo ass out the door too. Most likely for a walk whilst I calmed down but then I think long term I would have the ick and would have to rethink things.

Yogawankonobi · 07/11/2021 22:31

Normally on these threads I’m supportive of the husband’s right to play with his own penis but it’s a bit much in kitchen/diner. Had he at least done the dishes first?

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Sonaftersonafterson · 07/11/2021 22:43

Bit weird but maybe he thought you were distracted and it just turned him on to do it there?

Odd, but not divorce odd

My ex used to get a proper hard on about dinner. Was there a particularly tasty dish in view?

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Unanananana · 07/11/2021 22:48

@LadyLazarus20 are you going to come back and answer some questions?

PleasantFucker · 07/11/2021 22:52

So has he actually left? Confused

honeylulu · 07/11/2021 22:52

Did it involve an apple pie?!

😂😂😂

Was it hot out of the oven? If so he probably has a scorched bell end. What a wanker!

LadyLazarus20 · 07/11/2021 22:59

Yes this is real. He claims he has a porn addiction etc. It's not uncommon for the children to get up out of bed and come down. I thought that would be an awful thing for them to walk in on.

Thanks for your opinions.

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SleepingStandingUp · 07/11/2021 23:01

Have you ended your marriage potentially or asked for some space op?

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