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Do women not have rude thoughts?

123 replies

ArvidsDaddy · 18/03/2020 21:38

I was talking to a female friend. She claimed that she would very rarely think of the hanky-panky. Is it true that women tend not to have rude thoughts (in contrast to men which is a constant occurrence - of course not me Smile)?

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TheQueef · 18/03/2020 21:40

Hanky Panky? Rude thoughts?
Are you Benny Hill?

Fishcakey · 18/03/2020 21:41

I think rude thoughts about DH quite often!! Grin

Bluntness100 · 18/03/2020 21:42

Eh, just say what you mean, we aren’t five.

Hanky panky. Rude thoughts, 😂😂😂😂

nowmorethanever · 18/03/2020 21:42

Think of the hanky panky Grin

LizzieSiddal · 18/03/2020 21:42

I do, I often think certain people are cunts

That’s very rude.

CodenameVillanelle · 18/03/2020 21:43

I think about sex plenty but rarely while I'm doing something. I think about it in the car sometimes and pretty much every night when I go to bed Grin

Craftycorvid · 18/03/2020 21:44

This particular woman? Oh, rude! Very very rude Grin

Conrad79 · 18/03/2020 21:44

I’m always thinking about blow jobs. Grin

Hazelnutlatteplease · 18/03/2020 21:44

Hanky panky?!? (Snigger)

PenOrPencil · 18/03/2020 21:46

I only ever think very ladylike, polite thoughts. Obviously.

ArvidsDaddy · 18/03/2020 21:48

Rather enlightening. And reassuring. So far. Smile

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WizardOfAus · 18/03/2020 21:50

hanky panky, make him spank me. I’ll give him a wanky, then he’ll thank me.

No. Never have those thoughts.

Lynda07 · 18/03/2020 21:52

Women have some very rude thoughts. Very nice they are too.

JemimaPuddleCat · 18/03/2020 21:53

The world is falling apart yet there's still a man on MN after a wank.
Comfort in the predictable.

NoMoreDickheads · 18/03/2020 21:54

Everyone's different. Supposedly men are on average more obsessed with sex than women. Some of this might be less testosterone, some social conditioning, and also the negative 'rapey' experiences most women have to one extent or another at the hands of men.

I get horny but don't tend to rely on 'rude thoughts'/images at the moment if that's what you mean. More the physical sensations.

I hope you aren't getting off too much on this thread. Grin

PrincessHoneysuckle · 18/03/2020 21:56

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 18/03/2020 21:57

Rude not weird and I'm not giving you my weird ones either

WeakAsIAm · 18/03/2020 21:57

Ha ha ha if you'd seen the messages I've sent today and the thoughts I had whilst sending them Blush

Lady like? Probably not Grin

homemadecommunistrussia · 18/03/2020 21:58

I occasionally daydream about having a roll in the hay if that's what you mean?
Or a bit of how's your father! Grin

flamingnoravera · 18/03/2020 21:59

I think about sex a lot. And I watch porn. I get horny a lot and I have a womaniser which my partner loves. Get body and sex comfortable- it can be done. It's natural to feel sexual. Enjoy the feelings and the thoughts.

angell84 · 18/03/2020 21:59

"Women" are not a herd mind.

We actually all think differently to each other

VisionQuest · 18/03/2020 22:00

Hanky panky Grin ahhh love that.

But yes, I do have rude thoughts about DH, usually around ovulation time. No doubt he wishes it was more frequent than that

Bluntness100 · 18/03/2020 22:00

The world is falling apart yet there's still a man on MN after a wank

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lweji · 18/03/2020 22:01

Rude as in picturing men naked, not really.
Rude as in sex, definitely. Although it sort of comes and goes.

But that's me.

NoMoreDickheads · 18/03/2020 22:03

I sometimes fancy a frolic. Grin