Do women not have rude thoughts?

[ArvidsDaddy]

I was talking to a female friend. She claimed that she would very rarely think of the hanky-panky. Is it true that women tend not to have rude thoughts (in contrast to men which is a constant occurrence - of course not me )?

I think thoughts about some of my male colleagues it makes the day a bit better

Hmm well obviously it's a bit like asking what it's like having blue eyes, as I've no idea how often my DH thinks about sex compared to me. I think about sex a few times a week. I also wish he would let me give him BJ's but he doesn't like them.

#PrayForArvidsMummy - I'm DYING

She may well have had a sex drive before her vag cringed itself shut forever.

"The" hanky panky !!! Ha ha ha!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For a little hanky-panky
But it turns out Jill
Forgot her pill
And now there’s little Frankie

Rude thoughts? No! I have highly sexual thoughts regularly though. Sex is healthy not rude!

Hanky Panky?

Oh well, with schools closing, l suspect we’ll see more of this!

But Matron, I want to be wooed!
Oh doctor, you can be a wooed as you like!

NEVER fails to make me laugh

And anyway OP, all the cool young things are calling it panky hanky these days.

#PrayForArvidsMummy because she must hear this shit all the time

I would be very surprised if @ArvidsMummy was to be found within five miles of @ArvidsDaddy -- I suspect she moved on to someone less creepy, leaving our delightful OP to get his kicks asking women about The Hanky Panky on the internet while wearing his The Rumpy Pumpy Outfit of beige cardigan, comfort-fit slacks and handy tissue.

Women never have rude thoughts OP.
We all (for yea, we are all the same) have well structured, honed and intellectual thoughts.
And I'm having those right now........about croissants with butter and jam. ooh and coffee. Mmmmmmmmmm

Cheering? What a weird response, mods. It’s creepy.

The responses are cheering.
Lovely vipers

Nippy nippy

A quick advance search suggests @ArvidsDaddy has been hanging around since at least 2016 trying to get to first base via Mumsnet. He seems particularly prevalent on threads about women’s pubic hair, or lack thereof, which is ironic considering he’s clearly a twat in need of a clip...

I think about sex with my DP frequently throughout the day.

@KatesMott I thought the OP was in good jest, in fact quite welcome in this season. Your post actually is quite abusive - really not necessary.

Women's thoughts about "the hanky panky" aren't rude, they're completely normal

I might do. I might not. I'm not going to tell randoms on here.

I love my thoughts of the hanky-panky, several times a day usually. Apart from when I've got a bad cold, then I'm just thinking of the hanky.

I occasionally daydream about having a roll in the hay if that's what you mean?
Or a bit of how's your father!

@homemadecommunistrussia

Laughed out loud!

I think about sex all the time 👀😊

@bathroad I tend to not really go around ‘clipping twats’ so there was an element of ‘good jest’ in the phrasing of my post too. However, the OPs posting history is there for all to see, take a look. If you think his consistent creepy sleazy comments on posts are a breath of fresh air then that’s entirely up to you but please don’t call me abusive because I don’t.

@KatesMott Thx. Really not keen to get into this. But it seems that the vast majority of the posts here responded in jest. Really not sure what to think of what you are saying - not really relevant to this post. It is perhaps anti-feminist to lay your judgement too readily on others. Being a feminst myself, I don't think this is constructive to the cause and am quite annoyed that someone would label others so readily. Women always suffer most from such judgemental mentality, as it empowers a small group of misoginists.

I normally think “You pillock” when somebody stands on the right on the tube escalator. (Then I politely ask them to move). Is that rude?

Rude thoughts? RUDE THOUGHTS??

PHWOOOAAAAAARRRR I've got a right fucking bone on now and I'm a woman!

Ooops, I spunked, soz it was the rude thoughts! It's your fault!

I spend my entire time pandering to the needs of my pussy. Good enough for you OP.