Do women not have rude thoughts?

[ArvidsDaddy]

I was talking to a female friend. She claimed that she would very rarely think of the hanky-panky. Is it true that women tend not to have rude thoughts (in contrast to men which is a constant occurrence - of course not me )?

i often think if xyz just got hit by a bus.....

I often think rude things like people being cunts ect.

As for sex it doesn't cross my mind but I have also never fancied or been sexualy attracted to anyone either.

I am often rude.

In all senses.

I’m all about the hanky panky

Women have more rude.or erotic, and also romantic thoughts than men. Some men are just a penis machine, and an empty head.

Hanky Panky is boak inducing enough , but;

The Hanky Panky

that right there, folks, is THE ICK

HTH

I also very much doubt he's posted looking for replies for a wank,

you'll probably find for him it's

The Ham Shank.

Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink.

Regularly
But I think about sex when I’m not on the school run or sorting some crisis at work, whereas my ex thinks about it constantly.

He was once put his hand on my bum at a funeral

• The world is falling apart yet there's still a man on MN after a wank. Comfort in the predictable.*

Perhaps it's his last tug.

Hanky Panky??

I don't think a lot of women think about hanky panky the way men do.
Like walking around and seeing different men and thinking how they would look naked or about HP with them.
Many on here said they think about their DP/DH that way

When my hormones were peak, I thought about it a lot.
Now they're gone, I done think of it hardly at all.

I went over to pick up something from the ex and was sitting next to him on the sofa discussing some random thing and suddenly I was so aroused, I could hardly stand it. I just ignored it the best I could and got the heck out of there. I was thinking wtf just happened there? Maybe the familiarly of his scent and voice? Who knows but weird.

I occasionally think about the sinful act of fornication, particularly after watching the Diet Coke advert. You know, the one with the topless bloke cleaning some windows. It gets me off thinking of a man doing one of my chores.

Anyone else immediately think of the Hokey Cokey??

“Are you Benny Hill?”

😂😂😂😂 proper little snort of laughter....brilliant!!

@PhilCornwall1 Perhaps it's his last tug.

Well I used to think about sex sometimes, but then I read the words "the hanky panky" and my vagina dried up, dropped off and ran into oncoming traffic. So thanks for that.

Are you Benny Hill?
😆

Well, I’m all for a bit of ‘the hanky panky’, but did you really just day in the middle of a pandemic that sex is ‘good for the immune system’?!

Do you also believe you won’t get her pregnant if you do it standing up?

According to a reliable source, the hanky-panky could boost the immue system. So very relevant.
Great @ArvidsDaddy - this is going straight on my local WhatsApp covid response group. But should latex gloves be worn? And does your reliable source have a view on hand sanitiser? They're bound to ask...

Careful now, Op'll be taking his beige cardigan off as it's getting a bit warm in his wanking shed!

Op just get that crusty copy of Parade down from behind the tin of Cuprinol and crack on.

You've got 7 mins until MrsArvids comes looking for you. Crack on man.

Just picturing the faces of any poor kids called Arvid who could happen upon this forum during isolation with their parents and face the prospect of cringing around the dinner table every night for the next month.

Pass the sauce please, Arvid.
Shut up dad, you PERVERT.

Genuinely can't believe this post was written by an adult human in any way shape or form so wanted to thank the rather funny OP for a much needed laugh today.

If this is real then... #PrayForArvidsMummy because she must hear this shit all the time

You've obvs never read Nancy Friday...

I thought you were asking whether we’re swearing away in our internal monologues. But yes, I have ‘rude’ thoughts, several times a day.

I think OP may be referring to Rumpy Pumpy or the Bedroom Business

Or should that be THE Rumpy Pumpy