Do women not have rude thoughts?

[ArvidsDaddy]

I was talking to a female friend. She claimed that she would very rarely think of the hanky-panky. Is it true that women tend not to have rude thoughts (in contrast to men which is a constant occurrence - of course not me )?

Well, i wasn't having rude thoughts, but then DanglyTassels jizzed everywhere and now my thoughts are all about the hankypanky

Yes, you’d need the hankypanky to wipe all Dangly’s jizz up.

I’d just fucking washed that DT.

Hahahahahaha! The OP is obvs a perv. But not as much of a perv as the Thisters of Thighland You should hear what we get up to OP, all snuggled under Thigh's tits for the night in a cute, panting puppy-pile, you'd jizz yourself to death. You're really no match for us, you steaming shit-monkey.

Ooh op I’ve got some lovely cocks, want to see them?

Reg, you're not in uniform; don't let Thigh catch you

Yep, see you there imminently Womble. Bring on the jizzing.

Not be long, Yo, I bags the electrodes tonight!

And

Oops I spunked up again!

(To the tune of Britney)

@bathroad I’m not sure what’s anti feminist about calling out a guy who seems to his kicks out of putting creepy comments on posts

There has never been a more sexless phrase than 'hanky panky'

There has never been a more sexless phrase than 'hanky panky

It's almost as dull as 'Doing the Deed"

@KatesMott Thx. Promise this is the last post about this, as not keen to continue to disagree with perhaps a fellow feminist. I guess that it just feels a bit judgemental - the vast majority of women here seem to find it light hearted. We should perhaps respect their collective intelligence. I am a bit annoyed because as if I am/we are all told that we should have felt insulted by this post. As @Notredamn pointed out, this is rather harmless and in fact quite a welcome lighthearted distraction at this dank and fridigt virus season. Could we not be a bit more open minded and not so ready in labelling others and lay our own judgement on other so readily? Being a feminist, I thought, means being empowered with enlightenment, openmindedness, tolerance, and fun, not just anger and judgementality.

@bathroad, I agree entirely with @KatesMott, and recognised that her first post on the thread was both in jest and rightly pointing out the fact that the poster had apparently been hanging about cack-handedly on the hunt for sleaze for years. I don’t find her posts unpleasantly judgemental in the slightest, and think they’re in the same spirit as many of the more overtly joky responses, i.e. ‘Fuck off, tragic perve.’

You seem keener on policing the thread than she does.

And frankly, at a time when gender-critical feminists are under attack for their lack of ‘open-mindedness’ (ie refusing to reinvent biology and language to assuage the feelings of a tiny minority of men intent on colonising the category of ‘woman’), my brand of feminism will continue to judge as it finds.

Thanks @GalleyHead

I think people’s comments on here have, in the most part, been hilarious and show Mumsnet at its finest- not only not giving the OP what he wanted but engaging in some brilliant riposte at the same time. This has clearly dealt with the pesky OP as he seems to have pissed off once he realised things weren’t going the way he wanted.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with pointing out to those who hadn’t realised that he clearly has form for this sort of thing, incase they inadvertently share things they’d rather they hadn’t if they knew what the intention was. Not sure how this makes me anti feminist but hey ho! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Are you a pervert trying to get women to tell you there naughty thoughts? Weirdo

My thoughts are clean, at all times. They are pure as the driven snow. They are lake doves fluttering around my brain. If you put a tail on them, they would be a snow fox.
Neither Mr Hanky nor Mr Panky could find room at the inn, or igloo.
Nuns run screaming from the snowy wilderness of my brain, its purity terrifies them, something they can only dream about aspiring to.

My uncle used to ask my aunt if she fancied " a cup of tea and a carry-on? "

No. Never.

It makes our wombs roam about in our bodies and we get hysteria and have to go into asylums.

I think bethany had a rude thought!

I think "porn culture" creates more objectifying and unpleasant "rude thoughts" if you know what I mean.

For men and women. Some of spreads very objectifying and unpleasant expression of our natural, and wonderful, sex drive.

One reason I hate the corrupting influence of porn culture.