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dh likes wanking better than sex!

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wishing1 · 27/03/2007 21:16

My dh would rather wank himself than have sex with me. He acts like sex is a chore and I'm the one doing all the work! He knows that I want sex more than he does but he doesn't know that I know he's wanking. He leaves behind evidence in the trashcan and he makes all the disgusting noises from the bathroom, I am home and he doesn't even consider me. We usually have sex twice per week and he wanks in between, it used to be more but now he likes to wank more, I'm so pissed and he blames me, he says he's either too tired or I wasn't nice enough to him that day and I know the real reason is because he did hisself and is no longer in the mood. WTF do you do with that? It's getting worse!

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wishing1 · 27/03/2007 22:32

he has been really depressed lately, he was different before, more lovable and would buy me flowers and act all happy to see me. He would pull my hand and put it on his dick at night if he wanted a wank. He is taking on a new job soon and has become very stressed about it and when he is stressed he is angry toward me and that makes me angry towards him, he says that he is in a rut in life right now and misses his family back in Australia and how beautiful it was there and the quality of living was so much better but the job market wasn't and he needs something nice like a vacation or something to try and bring him out of the rut and we have booked one but I still don't understand why it has to affect our sex life.

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wishing1 · 27/03/2007 22:34

tinkerbellhadpiles how was your sex life with him? Was he a wankaholic too? I'm glad I can laugh at this because it is so damn frustrating I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't laugh. I need to put his hands in casts, or tie them behind his back, superglu sound good also.

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tinkerbellhadpiles · 27/03/2007 22:36

Grow your nails really long if he keeps dragging your hand down there.....

You don't have wi-fi Internet access in your bathroom do you?

wishing1 · 27/03/2007 22:37

Hd I'm glad you don't want to taste it and here is another kicker to my horrible situation, he doesn't like oral sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He thinks it is crude to put something like that in your mouth! WTF, his mother must have really fucked with his head as a child or something because that is the first and only man I've known alive that doesn't want a blow job!

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wishing1 · 27/03/2007 22:38

nope, we have no radio or tv or anything in our bathroom, he has never owned a dirty magazine and says he is against them because women arent as perfect as those pictures so why get used to something that doesn't exist.

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 27/03/2007 22:42

Sorry, am ROFL at HD

VeniVidiVickiQV · 27/03/2007 22:43

May I suggest you leave a gay porn mag lying around, and if, the next time you see it, the pages are stuck together, i think you may have your answer....

wishing1 · 27/03/2007 22:45

VeniVidiVickiQV
that would be a great way to find out;) I even call him spanky and he doesn't know why!

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Boco · 27/03/2007 22:46

The other day when i said that frying mushrooms smell like spunk, no-one else agreed. Where were you hd?

Jacobsdad · 27/03/2007 22:49

LOL - it does Boco!

northernjon · 28/03/2007 08:55

Wow, what a very strange thread - I don't usually venture this far into Mumsnet, but as it happens my DW prefers a w**k to sex too.

1sue1 · 28/03/2007 11:36

'Kick him in the cock.'

priceless

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