DH has hidden my Rabbit!!
How fucking dare he? I don't tell him when he can or can't have a bloody wank! I'm not interested he can do it all day if he wants to! I use it once in a while because I can't orgasm from sex just to release the tension and now it's gone and he's denying all knowledge!
PS I'm so sorry I just needed a rant and it's not something you can call your mum up and complain about! 