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I am livid!!!

93 replies

pinkspeckle · 27/06/2017 22:51

DH has hidden my Rabbit!!

How fucking dare he? I don't tell him when he can or can't have a bloody wank! I'm not interested he can do it all day if he wants to! I use it once in a while because I can't orgasm from sex just to release the tension and now it's gone and he's denying all knowledge!

PS I'm so sorry I just needed a rant and it's not something you can call your mum up and complain about! Grin

OP posts:
Guiltypleasures001 · 27/06/2017 22:52

Maybe time for an upgrade then op

Either rabbit or preferably dh 😁

ShesAStar · 27/06/2017 22:53

Why has he hidden it?

DailyMailDontStealMyThread · 27/06/2017 22:54

R.U.D.E

Love honey have a very quick delivery service, I'd order a bigger new one.

pinkspeckle · 27/06/2017 22:56

I've just text to ask casually where he has moved it (as I'm worried dog might have gotten hold of it) he has denied he has moved it but he is the only one who could have moved it!! I think he gets jealous when he thinks I've been using it! I've tried to explain that it's nothing personal I've just never been able to orgasm from sex and use it occasionally!!

OP posts:
PurpleWithRed · 27/06/2017 22:59

There are more ways to orgasm than sex and vibrators....

springydaffs · 27/06/2017 23:02

Are there, Red?

Has a think...

DailyMailDontStealMyThread · 27/06/2017 23:07

PurpleWithRed Tue 27-Jun-17 22:59:03
There are more ways to orgasm than sex and vibrators....

Manually? I prefer a quick session with my rabbit...

And more to the point who has the right to hide it?

The dog?? I have mine well hidden from the children family pet Smile

BastardGoDarkly · 27/06/2017 23:09

Hide his hands.

Oh, and buy yourself a womaniser Wink

scaryclown · 27/06/2017 23:13

I hope he washes it after Grin

DailyMailDontStealMyThread · 27/06/2017 23:16

Scaryclown eaugg!!

moggiek · 27/06/2017 23:22

LTB immediately!

RB68 · 27/06/2017 23:25

What a wanker.....oh

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday · 27/06/2017 23:25

But at least 5 more and dot them around your bedroom, all looking at him. That'll teach himGrin

garmsfresh · 27/06/2017 23:27

I would go buy one of those ridiculously huge dildos that suctions to the wall, then see if he try's to hide that too .. my ex use to take the batteries out of mine use to drive me mental .

Orlandointhewilderness · 27/06/2017 23:29

ifyougodowntothewoodstoday that properly made me laugh!

OP, are you really sure you haven't left it somewhere else? What is his normal reaction to you having it? Does he get annoyed?

Bunnyfuller · 27/06/2017 23:29

Go eco-friendly 😋

Pru24 · 27/06/2017 23:30

If you cant orgasm from sex (penetration) then how do you with your rabbit (penetration)????? I doubt ur DH is silly enough to not Work this out, would u not feel put out if he couldnt come with you but could with his hand or porn? Orgasms are a sign of satisfacation for a man, would you not feel bad if you couldnt satisfy him? Each to their own but Like purple said, its not all about sex. Sounds like you two need a good "getting to know each other" session!! Do u use the rabbit together or only solo...

thegoodnameshadgone · 27/06/2017 23:30

My mum came over recently and left it near the remote. After careful questioning why she thought it was the wifi!!!

BeautyQueenFromMars · 27/06/2017 23:32

@Pru24 A rabbit is so called because of the ears.... it's not just for penetration.

PhilTheSahd · 27/06/2017 23:34

Are you sure he's hidden it? He'd have to be very jealous/insecure to do something as petty as that. Could it have fallen off /out of where you keep it? - eg if kept in a drawer, sometimes stuff falls out through a gap in the back. Could the dog have got to it or any dc be innocent enough not to know what it was but have been able to accidently come across it?

I'm hoping this is just some form of unfortunate accident and not a petty husband problem. Plenty of time in my house me or my dw can't find something and when we find it we find out it's disappearance has nothing to do with the other person - like we where distracted when we put it away and didn't put it in the exact correct place, or we left it out and forgot we had (unlikely in this case I suppose)

There are vibes that can be used during sex or foreplay that can be fun for both partners - maybe one of those would be good for improving the jealous husband situation? (regardless of wether he has hidden it or not, it's still worth lowering jealousy without lowering your fun) Lovehoney reviews will probably help find one that is good for both couple and solo fun.

user1476869312 · 27/06/2017 23:35

There's nothing wrong with using a vibrator. Most women don't orgasm from PIV sex, anyway.
Is your H good at sex? By which I mean, is he prepared to listen to you when you tell him what you like? Do you talk to each other about what you prefer, sexually, and try to please each other? Or is 'sex' about him sticking his dick in you until he comes?

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday · 27/06/2017 23:36

"Are you sure you haven't left it somewhere else?" Grin

What like on the bus?

Solo · 27/06/2017 23:37

Pru I'm astounded by your post! Shock. Have you seen/used a rabbit? Far better than a man if you can't climax through penetrative sex. Actually scrub that. Far better than a man!

SpunBodgeSquarepants · 27/06/2017 23:42

Pru24 they haven't invented men with vibrating penii yet. Unfortunately.

Shadow666 · 27/06/2017 23:46

Does he go down on you? Can you orgasm from that?

He still shouldn't have hidden it though.

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