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I am livid!!!

93 replies

pinkspeckle · 27/06/2017 22:51

DH has hidden my Rabbit!!

How fucking dare he? I don't tell him when he can or can't have a bloody wank! I'm not interested he can do it all day if he wants to! I use it once in a while because I can't orgasm from sex just to release the tension and now it's gone and he's denying all knowledge!

PS I'm so sorry I just needed a rant and it's not something you can call your mum up and complain about! Grin

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TaggySits · 27/06/2017 23:49

Did he kidnap the guinea pig as well?

Pru24 · 27/06/2017 23:50

Haha solo you obviously havent been with my dp and no i havent used a rabbit but am familiar & do own many toys! Beautyfrommars, yeah fair point but clitoral stimulation can result in orgasms, whether penetration is involved or not but it means there are ways to achieve this during sex i.e. on top. I just think its a shame that Op believes she can not orgasm whilst having sex, if you can orgasm, then you can orgasm, its just about finding the technique or right way for you! So much fun finding out too!! Missing out guys!! Only trying to share the love...or orgasms lol

PhilTheSahd · 27/06/2017 23:51

@pru they are also sometimes longer, and presumably easier to get in the right spot than directing a bloke or relying on him to guess.

If it is the ears that make the difference then maybe he needs to learn how to use his fingers??

user1497889062 · 27/06/2017 23:53

Call RSPCA?
Buy loads of them, put them in the garden so hubby sees them and tell him you're sorry for accusing him of hiding it, it had obviously found a mate and disappeared to give birth.

Pru24 · 27/06/2017 23:53

Spunbodgesquarepants vibrating cock rings... Hope u find it Op!!

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pinkspeckle · 27/06/2017 23:57

Look I love sex with DH! I really enjoy it and we have plenty of it! I don't enjoy oral sex and just seem to have a block that stops me coming during sex! Always been that way! Sometimes you just need a quick release!! It's kept in a drawer, I've searched high and low (even the dog basket) it's not here!!

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Solo · 27/06/2017 23:58

No Pru but I've not led a sheltered life and have experienced some fantastic lovers and still not got there. Not all women are able to regardless of their partners skill in the bedroom or wherever and it can be extremely upsetting for women that can't. A rabbit can make all the difference, is as quick as you want it to be and does not require anyone else to be present.

HarmlessChap · 27/06/2017 23:58

For him to be jealous I'd say he's not buying your "it's nothing personal" and feels you are showing a preference for using a toy over intimacy with him.

For him to be jealous I'd say he's not buying your "it's nothing personal" and feels you are showing a preference for using a toy over intimacy with him.

PhilTheSahd · 27/06/2017 23:59

(my last post was a bit of an xpost, pru clearly has rather more experience and knowledge of the matter than she first let on lol)

I like your answer too user

HarmlessChap · 28/06/2017 00:00

oops copied to clipboard and refreshed the page then must have pasted twice....

PovertyPain · 28/06/2017 00:02

Check the bins. Could he have put it in something or wrapped it in paper and chucked it out?

Butterymuffin · 28/06/2017 00:03

Is he saying outright that he hasn't moved it? Could it have slid down the back of the drawer or anything?

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday · 28/06/2017 00:04

I still think it's on the bus.

PovertyPain · 28/06/2017 00:04

I've suddenly realised that I'm waaaay too concerned about where Rodger the rabbit has went. 😳

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pinkspeckle · 28/06/2017 00:06

There's no bins they got taken this morning!! Last time I used it was around a week ago so could be anytime between then and yesterday!!

Some of your replies have made me laugh so thank you 😊

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StormTreader · 28/06/2017 00:10

Do you have a tiny child who might be impressing their friends and the neighbours with their lovely magic wand toy theyve found? Grin

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pinkspeckle · 28/06/2017 00:13

Oh god no!! Blush

Imagine!! Grin

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AdoraBell · 28/06/2017 00:13

Where do you keep it? I would order a replacement and not tell him. Then keep it somewhere that is not relevant to him, your bedside drawer fe. My guess is if he's moved it it's gone out with the rubbish collection.

PovertyPain · 28/06/2017 00:14

You need to set up a Just Giving page, so all the lovely mumsnetters can donate. Just imagine his face if he signs for a large box and discovers it's a bulk buy of rabbits. 😄

You could always send him a pic of a carrot and tell that since you can't have your rabbit you're going to have some rabbit food. 😁

chitofftheshovel · 28/06/2017 00:16

Have you checked the hutch?

Pru24 · 28/06/2017 00:17

Solo was never ment to offend, as i said each to there own & again, was just expressing there ARE ways to overcome that barrier! Op is happy with dp and i wasnt the only one to be curious about her orgasm habits lol or about the jealousy issue!! And fyi i dont think it has anything to with if your partner has the right "skill", its to do with knowing what each other like, relaxing, being comfortable & having fun!!

chitofftheshovel · 28/06/2017 00:18

Could it have been there all along without you noticing?

memyselfandaye · 28/06/2017 00:24

You should've replied with

"It's ok, i'll just use my new one".

That would've irritated the childish fucker.

TheySayIamparanoid · 28/06/2017 00:27

BastardGoDarkly
Just seen the price of the womaniser Shock

WardrobeMalfunction · 28/06/2017 00:34

Pru, have a read of this. Please don't try to guilt or shame another poster about how they achieve their orgasms.

OP, could you have picked it up with some laundry? And what makes you leap to the assumption that your DH hid it?

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