I am livid!!!

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DH has hidden my Rabbit!!

How fucking dare he? I don't tell him when he can or can't have a bloody wank! I'm not interested he can do it all day if he wants to! I use it once in a while because I can't orgasm from sex just to release the tension and now it's gone and he's denying all knowledge!

PS I'm so sorry I just needed a rant and it's not something you can call your mum up and complain about!

Of course it did

So you'll need to get a replacement now, right?

Your dh is clearly being a tit the dog hasnt ate it at all... the kitchen or wheelie bin has

Yeah right. I has 3 dogs and not one of them can open a drawer. They might Wreck the entire cabinet if I stored a chicken in the drawer, but there would be evidence.

Is the draw front heavily scratched from the dogs claws? If not, the dog clearly didn't open the drawer. But just in case, keep the replacement somewhere the dog can't reach, like the top on your wardrobe.

I said are you sure? She opened the drawer and ate that one thing? He denied just getting rid of it and offered to pay for a replacement

I know what's happened to it, he knows, dammit the whole of MN knows!! But I will get a nice new shiny one out of the guilt trip

Have you checked if the dog has a big stupid smile on its face?

My dh is great at orgasms.
He manages to achieve it nearly every time but sometimes it just doesn't happen. When I need a quick release, I usually use my hand but he doesn't mind me using toys either. Ought to look at some of these

OP if you dh had really hidden it he's being a bit of a dick. Tell him he is longer allowed to masturbate and then tease him as bad as you can so he needs a release but hey he can't

Well if he is buying a toy ask for something good. If you are generous you could always try some couples toys. Maybe if he can join in he won't feel so threatened by the toys. Lelo make great couples toys. Not cheap but good.
Of course if you don't want to share just get one for yourself. Love honey is good but Anne Summers has a far bigger choice and is not too expensive especially if your husband is paying.

Look worried. Tell him you'll need to take the dog to the vet asap. Cite a friend whose dog ate a rubber glove and had to be xrayed at a cost of £375. You probably need the out of hours emergency vet, that's an extra £100.

Enjoy your shiny new rabbit!

I can't be the only one who thought this was an actual rabbit??

A while ago I saw my daughter using a pink thing as a microphone on musically. After watching a few of her musicallys it suddenly dawned on me what she was holding!

A freebie small vibrator that I'd won at an Ann summers party but only used once or twice. It was kept at the bottom of my underwear drawer and she must have had a good rummage to find it. Very glad she didn't do a show when my friends were round!

Taking No, I thought it was an actually rabbit too.

Geez, I've got a lovely (hideously expensive) Lelo.... if DH so much as looked at it sideways I'd have his nuts on an anvil 😆

Wait, so he threw your vibrator away??

Plug in wand or satisfyer pro

Will do the trick

Get a Doxy, they are fab.

So he denied moving it, then "asked if you were tired" when he came to bed, and is now saying he DID throw it away because of insert bullshit reason here.

Im getting a strong vibe here of "I want more sex and I think if I take your toy away, you'll be more frustrated so I'll get more."

Not overly impressed by him right now.