Dh has signed us up to join a nudist club

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Now what? I'm & at this. I feel uncomfortable but he's persuaded me it'll be great fun and liberating. They have many group activities which I imagine will induce lots of jiggling of body parts. I have an uneasy feeling he's attracted by the prospect of 'innocently' noticing firmer, more nubile bodies than mine. (4 kids later) Wwyd?

Tell him that both of you should practice being nudists at home first.

Have a barbecue
Get him to cook.
Buy high fat sausages. They spit hot fat like crazy...

I have an uneasy feeling he's attracted by the prospect of 'innocently' noticing firmer, more nubile bodies than mine.

D'ya think?

I wouldn't do anything I felt uncomfortable with. He shouldn't be persuading you.

I suspect if he is after firmer more mobile bodies than yours, he is highly likely to be disappointed

Let him go if he wants to.
Don't go if you don't want to.

Nudist clubs are only a big deal in the UK tbh.

Oh i hope he goes... he will be throughly disappointed!!

Ha ha, I've found that nudist clubs tend to be older and wobblier people comfortable in their own skin. If he's hoping to perv on lots of slimmer and younger women, he's going to be disappointed.

My SIL's uncles family are nudists and tbh if its nubile young bodies he's looking for he'd ve sadly disappointed. Also any percieved oogling and you are asked to leave. Any attempts to take photos you are asked to leave. Any sexual reaction (erect penis) not covered up and you are asked to leave. A number of people attend and do not full go naked. Also most groups once approached allow people to attend a gathering to better understand them before expecting them to 'join in'.
Not for me but you could ho along once /twice before totally ruling it out.

Oh vom, how gruesome.

The thought of hanging around chatting and playing volleyball with a bunch of naked people makes me practically hysterical with laughter at the awfulness of it all.

Is he suggesting you go as a family?

Honestly I am laughing at the horror of it all.

Also, brrrrrr. Unless the nudists are in the Cote D'Azure or some Greek Island I'd be saying no fucking way.

Noooooo if your not comfortable with it do not agree to it! I know everyone's different but if my dh suggested this I would not be happy at all and he would probably get his bags packed! I think the BBQ at home idea is good hee hee once that sausage fat burns his nads he will change his mind!!!!

Loads of nudist camps on the continent OP. they are full of older, saggier, wrinklier versions of you!

A nudist camp is not a porn video.

Oh and if you don't want to, DON'T! Stay dressed. No-one will (or should) force you.

He should have discussed it with you first. How dare he just sign you both up.

i'm sure that once you get your clothes off and have a brisk run round, you'll feel much happier at the imaginary nudist club.

Does your OH watch a lot of Carry On films?

if i owned a nudist club i'd call it Buttlins.

Ha! He thinks he'll been in some sort of carry-on movie with lots of young girls jiggling around? He's in for a shock.

I remember reading an article by a woman who went to a nudist beach - I searched it up for you. Here:

www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/i-went-to-a-nude-beach-and-it-was-kind-of-a-nightmare?utm_term=.wvxlB1xgL#.sn1WOJZ4A

Incidentally, ahem, when I searched for that, a lot of stuff that looked like nudist beach erotica came up too - has your DH been reading that?

I have an uneasy feeling he's attracted by the prospect of 'innocently' noticing firmer, more nubile bodies than mine

Oh, this is going to be good. He has clearly never been to one if he thinks it's going to be full of lithe, nubile 20somethings.

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I'm very disappointed that Sandy Balls holiday village isn't a nudist camp.......

If this is for real I suspect he will find it full of wrinkly old men like him...

It'll be mostly middle aged men and some older women. Nudism was more a fashion of that generation.

Let him go on his own, he'll be thoroughly disappointed

Went to a French campsite on year where there was an adults only pool and clothes were optional. It was only the older less 'perfect' bodies that skipped clothes.

He's going to be very disappointed.

Our family holidays when I was a kid were naturist and they were holiday camps for people with little or no clothes on. It's meant to be liberating I think so if you don't feel that way don't go. I don't go as an adult because it doesn't interest me but I have friends who love it - also they go nude at home, as someone else suggested on here. Might he really be looking for a swingers group which is somewhat different I understand?