Dp really is an utter twat. Discuss.

[midlifehope]

Dp has just had a go at my this evening for an incident that happened this morning where HE jumped on the bonnet of MY car as I was rolling down the drive to go somewhere. I had the kids in with me who saw all this. I got to the bottom of the drive and stopped and motioned for him to get off, which he did and I carried on driving.

Tonight he started a viscous argument where he had the audacity to blame me for going too fast while he was on my bonnet. WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK get on the bonnet of a moving car in the first place - freaking out a mother of 2 small kids, and being a terrible role model in terms of safe behaviour?????

No discussion needed; he's an utter twat.

Just need confirmation as he's trying to make me feel bad about the incident. The psychologist in me would say he was trying to block / delay us leaving as I told him I was in a rush to leave to meet a friend and was already a little late.

The psychologist in me would say that he's an unstable individual with no respect for you or the children

I would say he probably needs some sort of psychological help tbh!

Who thinks it's a good idea to jump on a moving bonnet of a car

A person with shit for brains?

Did he think he was in an 80's action movie? There was lots of "jumping onto bonnets" back then.

He is not a twat. He is a twunt.

VERDICT: Twat.

Why the hell did he get on the bonnet? I am picturing him as Bruce Willis btw

Hah 80s movie sums it up. Grrrrrrrrr. I'm annoyed that he is blaming me. He has stormed off to bed in a huff after saying I could have killed HIM? WTAF?

Why did he get onto the bonnet? And why did you not immediately stop when someone mounted your bonnet?

Why? Just why???????????????????

The twat in me would have put my foot down then slammed the brakes on.

I felt like he was controlling me / making me stop - I did stop at the bottom of the drive.

memyselfandI it was soooo soooo unbelievably tempting.

What the fucking hell was he doing jumping on the bonnet? Is he usually given to these displays of histrionics?

Twat or not (he is),

I think maybe this relationship is long past its sell-by date.

creatureofthenight: yes.

Why was he jumping on the bonnet? Ill advised joke, sobbing attempt to stop you leaving, furious anger, what?

This is just fucking nuts. Is he on glue?

he would claim it's just a joke.... I believe there's more to it.

Has he been to see Trainspotting 2 recently? Was he being chased by a diminutive Scottish psychopath with a knife, by any chance?

He's a complete and utter nutcase.

Did he jump on the bonnet to avoid being run over?

I guess I can imagine it being done as a joke as the car is virtually stationary on the driveway then being a bit horrified that the driver is not stopping and is in fact accelerating. Why didn't you stop?

Is he mentally unstable normally?