Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Relationships

Mumsnet has not checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. If you need help urgently or expert advice, please see our domestic violence webguide and/or relationships webguide. Many Mumsnetters experiencing domestic abuse have found this thread helpful: Listen up, everybody

anyone catch their dh or dp masturbating?!!!

119 replies

wishing1 · 15/02/2007 21:18

He doesn't know I know he is really shy about things and this sometimes affects our sex life because when we are on vacation he doesn't have time alone and we have LOTS of sex its great, but back home again 2-3 times per week and he does hisself in between?

OP posts:
Spidermama · 24/02/2007 16:05

Bumpin g for you purple because surely this thread shouldn't end this way.

wishing1 · 27/02/2007 16:01

Mine does it without me and he's embarassed and doesn't want to talk about it, lol! He would not want to hear whether I do it without him or not but of course we all do He is really shy, a few times when he has been in the shower toooo long and I heard a few grunts and groans coming from in there, he comes out and I say, "did you have a FUN shower"? and he looks all embarassed!!!! It's funny!

OP posts:
lazyanna · 28/02/2007 08:23

God I would kill DH if he did it in the shower - I have to clean it.

Pn · 28/02/2007 09:27

HD...TOOOOOO funny!! Quote of the Week, surely, in a Men's Room kinda way.

Be careful of entering the Men's Room everyone - it's totally swimming in the stuff.

Fontofallknowledge · 28/02/2007 11:56

I've got a thing going with a bloke at work (all hush hush!!!) and sometimes we both disappear to our loos to do it "together" as it were. Then we go back to our desks all pink cheeks and give each knowing looks! Certainly livens up a dull day at the office.

Pann · 28/02/2007 12:00

right that's it font!! No more!!

Fontofallknowledge · 28/02/2007 12:02

Are you jealous or embarrassed?

FluffyMummy123 · 28/02/2007 12:03

Message withdrawn

Pann · 28/02/2007 12:07

oh deeply embarrassed for you.

NotanOtter · 28/02/2007 12:12

i am going to get dp to come on a web chat ( complete with webcam) and tell you all face to face !!!!!

FluffyMummy123 · 28/02/2007 12:12

Message withdrawn

HappyDaddy · 28/02/2007 12:13

Wise to put hush hush story on public internet forum? Hmmmmm.

NotanOtter · 28/02/2007 12:14

there is nothing hush hush about it

HappyDaddy · 28/02/2007 12:14

NotanOtter, that was meant for Font, not you.

Fontofallknowledge · 28/02/2007 12:15

You don't think that's my real name do you!

NotanOtter · 28/02/2007 12:15

sorry - so tired of protesting !!

Pann · 28/02/2007 12:18

font - tis only a tease.

rather like the one you are putting that poor horny man through...

Fontofallknowledge · 28/02/2007 12:28

That poor horny man Pann and this equally horny woman

Pann · 28/02/2007 12:29

good for you!!!!

New posts on this thread. Refresh page