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Original poster

i had sex with my husbands twin :(

577 replies

mangamummy · 14/02/2007 13:31

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

OP posts:
VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2007 21:28

Lockets you eville smugster

You will find and link them as soon as you have coiffed.

ssd · 14/02/2007 21:33

did the op ever come back?

suzycreamcheese · 14/02/2007 21:34

what a thread!
kitttylette..what can i say??
trolls...vvq i thought they were what you said!
phew....interesting
...and was only as looking cause that was kind of what i did in france once too

ohsmellyjelly · 14/02/2007 21:46

Message withdrawn

ledodgy · 14/02/2007 21:47

she's here lol!

kittylette · 14/02/2007 21:50

HIYA!!!

can i have my 'crappest troll' badge now please??

i will wear it with pride!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2007 21:50

PMSL! Yes, you may.

Snaf · 14/02/2007 21:51
Hmm
kittylette · 14/02/2007 21:52

can i say i dont take full responsibility!! my DF was egging me on, he added the 'twin' touch

hes sat here now pissing himself laughing!!

lulumama · 14/02/2007 21:53

so glad you are not depressed kitty

kittylette · 14/02/2007 21:54

oh and im not a nutter i dont need help!! or i wasnt attention seeking (do you really think i meant to out myself!) me and DF were having a naughty troll moment

i AM real, im not a nutter, just a cheeky monkey - who doesnt check her user name before clicking post!!

Snaf · 14/02/2007 21:54

This place gets more like an issue of 'Take A Break' every day.

Blandmum · 14/02/2007 21:54

in other words a bit of a twit!

kittylette · 14/02/2007 21:55

ummm whats with the

im not saying every thread was a piss take (this one obviosly was)

anything i postunder 'kittylette ' my name is real, i wouldnt lie, i was just pissing about here!!

lulumama · 14/02/2007 21:55

so was what you posted on your other thread about being in a dark plcae not true

and 'confirmed' posting to say you were slightly confused and depressed a joke too?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2007 21:56

Yes MB, I can accept a dipstick much more comfortably than a depressed person.

lulumama · 14/02/2007 21:56

x post

kittylette · 14/02/2007 21:56

oh come on!!

we have jerry springer posts EVERYDAY!! and we know theyre not real, just thought id have ago!

and it backfired on me!

brandy7 · 14/02/2007 21:58

im confused,are you the person who posted the pic of the huge dog with the newborn baby and said it was your relatives and you were scared it would get mauled?

TeeCee · 14/02/2007 21:59

Glad you're back and laughing along Kitty

kittylette · 14/02/2007 21:59

WHEN I POSTED THIS I WAS BEING A TROLL!! IT WAS MY FIRST TROLL EXPERIENCE AND IT BACKFIRED, ANYTHING I POST UNDER MY REAL NAME KITTYLETTE ID TRUE, DEPRESSION/ BODY ISSUES IS ARE NOT SOMETHING I WOULD JOKE ABOUT, ITS NOT A FUNNY SITUATION FOR ANYONE WHO HAS EXPRERIENCED IT!!

I HAVENT DONT THIS SHIT BEFORE, ITS JUST MY LUCK TAT I DOID THAT

SO PLEASSSSE DONT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NO-ONE BELIEVES ANYTHING I SAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING IVE POSTED IS TRUE AND IM SORRY FOR DOING THIS TROLL POST BUT I WAS JUST BORED AND ME AND DF THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!

brandy7 · 14/02/2007 22:04

yea its funny kittlette but were you the one who said about the dog and the baby?

kittylette · 14/02/2007 22:05

yes i was

HeartOnMyGreensleeve · 14/02/2007 22:06

you're loopy

kittylette · 14/02/2007 22:07

tell me about it!