i had sex with my husbands twin :(

[mangamummy]

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

well youre honest i give you that

was a bit much though

hope youve learnt your lesson younglady

oh come on kitty

you have posted about:

your wedding
boob jobs
and now this

well kitty, just nb people on here have memories like elephants.....

sorry what was a bit much - im confused? the dog thread?

no hun that was real, and they still have the dog

So who is "confirmed"?
Is it your SIL who has the dog you are concerned about?
How many SILs do you have?

Kitty don't be suprised if no one takes you seriously again.

I'll have a huge pinch of salt with everything you post please.

have a bit of a sense of humour failure with this TBH, kitty, because of your thread about being depressed, the wedding thing, the dog and then this? esp, the being depressed thing

when i had PND, sitting with DH having a laugh about pretending to have shagged my BIL would have been furtherst from my mind, that is all

The boy who cried wolf comes to mind.

does df not work kittylette - was he home this morning?

But how come you changed your name back 5 mins after troll post

so i cant have a boob job and be a real person??

OK who lives in manchester,

you can come round to my house, see my boob surgery leaflets, then you can have a peek at my wardrobe to prove i like burleaque stuff,

hell come and check i actully have kids and that ive not got hairy hands and a truck!!

but seriously im just me, im not going to come on here and not be myself, im quirky, i hold strong views (i tried to be a troll, lol) i dont like my boobs and i do like burleaque

is that so hard to believe,

i guess ive fucked up everyones trust by doing this, but its sad really cause everyday theres a funny troll story like this 'twin' one, and it gets laughed at and its a bit of fun,

it just so happens i messed up and outted myself, but that doesnt mean that im not real, or i lie to you all about my normal life,

everyone else who has ever done one of these hairy trucker storys isnt found out and noone disbelieves tham from that point on, i just messed up

dont punish me for that

i came here, and laughed about it, it was a cock up, nothing more!

i changed it back to pos on my double buggy thread, lol. then we forgot!!

well, i thikn you are who you say you are, but i find juxtaposition of this thread, with your depressed one and then 'confirmed' posting to say you are confused and depressed a bit much TBH

It isn;'t as simple as you did a quirky name change thread and outed yourself. Your threads don't gel. So what is happening about the dog, and is she your only SIL?

night all....off to enjoy what is left of valentiens night

as mad as a bag of spanners

and who was "Confirmed" go on do tell, the suspense is killing me.

kitty - I live near Manchester, AND, in the interests of scientific confirmation and enquiry, am prepared to inspect your equipment to provide validation.

I am just sooo selfless.....

Sorry but you posted on the double buggy thread before the sex with twin brother sex hread was started, so it would appear the outing was deliberate. I so wish DH was home tonight so I was enjoyingthe evening that I had planned rather than getting caught up in this whole scenario, but I hate lies.

well what can i do??

i am me,

do you want me to post my birthcertificate??

i swaer to you all i havent lied about anything, i dont know what to do because im telling the truth but how do i prove that to you??

if i cant then what do you want me to do leave?

i dont want to because i get alot of help/ comfort/ laughs here

i genuinly just messed up

the dog is my BIL/SILs, my DFs brother, i have MILLIONS of other pics of them without the dog, and one of them with him, pics of the dog before the baby was born

what do you want me to do?

i cant post lots of pics of them on here because i have no right to do that, but maybe i could show someone on MSN and they could tell you all

im only suggesting this as i dont know what else to do

I can't stand it when people say "I'm quirky". It invariably means "I'm as plain as privet and I try too hard".

This is a waste of time. I'm going to watch telly instead

Ou est les doublee buggy thread sil vous plait?

Kitty dont go. You had the balls to come back on here and explain so in my book youre a'right.