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i had sex with my husbands twin :(

577 replies

mangamummy · 14/02/2007 13:31

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

OP posts:
hunkermunker · 15/02/2007 13:07

I get chills thinking of that baby, sleeping in the same room as that dog.

AitchTwoOh · 15/02/2007 14:02

me too hunker. for some reason i have quite a clear image in my head of the baby being tossed around like a toy. odd, that. i'm really not given to flights of horror imagination.

SaucyMoo · 15/02/2007 14:21

can someone tell me what kittys threads have been about (new to mumsnet) just because shes got so much attention with this one...

divamumplus · 15/02/2007 17:07

oh kitty, what a mess up. whould just stick to for sale board
she is geniune, although she tried troll i could go and check her wardrobe
need more experience hunni,

Flamesparrow · 15/02/2007 17:47

Just scanned most of this... its all a bit harsh.

It was an attempt at hamster stew etc gone a bit wrong.

I have been depressed, and in amongst it suddenly had bright moments - feeling up to a bit of innocent trolling is entirely possible in one of those brighter moments, it doesn't make you any less suicidal when you drop back down (not read the depression threads myself, I don't have enough in me to give the support right now )

Had it gone on properly it would have been a good thread

Blu · 15/02/2007 17:50

Indeed Flamesparrow - I could have said things like "so did I"! (have sex with your DH's twin. On the other hand i coulldn't tell in the dark..could have been your DH? Does he usua;;y do that thing where he....?"

stoppinattwo · 15/02/2007 18:07

Kitty you gave me a laugh, sorry it went a bit pear shaped.

Remember on mn you can never ever feck up..............not even once

Spooks told me "always preview"

lazyanna · 15/02/2007 18:43

I am now very very confused

hunkermunker · 15/02/2007 19:06

Me too, Aitch - overactive imagination, I'm hoping.

buktus · 15/02/2007 19:19

FFS why does everyone give her such a hard time, she has held her hands up to it, give her a break, i am sure if this was cod or someone similar none of this would happen

fwiw kitty i have been on quite a few threads with you even the 1950's thread and my opinion of you has not changed

swifterella · 15/02/2007 19:23

can everyone get a grip now please.

AitchTwoOh · 15/02/2007 19:26

our overactive imaginations, i take it, hunker? not kitty's. unfortunately i think she was for real on that one... terrible situation.

kittylette · 15/02/2007 19:29

ffs i am REAL on all of them,

and yes it is unfortunate in that posts case

simoncowellsunderpants · 15/02/2007 19:37

Stay Kitty you have done nothing wrong. At times some people take mn and dare I say it themselves just too seriously.

AitchTwoOh · 15/02/2007 19:43

hey, don't swear kittylette, i was trying to make that clear for you, in case anyone thought you'd been making that up.

swifterella · 15/02/2007 19:48

exactly can we all get a grip.this is mumsnet FGS...

3LoveHeartsAndNoMore · 15/02/2007 19:55

hmmmm. I thought peopel had gotten to gribs with it....there wasn't any more nasty comments was there....what is the problem now?

filthymindedvixen · 15/02/2007 19:56

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mellowma · 15/02/2007 19:58

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filthymindedvixen · 15/02/2007 20:00

shall we adjourn somewhere more comfortable and chill??

mellowma · 15/02/2007 20:02

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filthymindedvixen · 15/02/2007 20:09

Actually, old bean, think I'm going to crack open a bottle of the real stuff, and step away from this thread and the others for today. I have a new book to read and some new choons on my mp3. Nighty night,

kittylette · 15/02/2007 20:13

non for me thanks, i had 1 glass of wine last night and ive still got a headache

im such a lightweight

hunkermunker · 15/02/2007 22:47

Yes, Aitch, ours.

I hope the dog dies of natural causes (or gets run over) before it harms the child, which, if he's the nightmare that Kitty said he was, he is pretty much bound to.

mellowma · 16/02/2007 08:23

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