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am I the only one who just doesn't believe that all men are into porn?

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wannaBeWhateverIWannaBe · 09/02/2007 11:12

of course some are, and of course in a lot of relationships it is a problem, and indeed in some it isn't, but I really just don't believe that most men buy/download/possess porn of some kind as has been suggested on here many times.

so am I the only one who believes this? I know my dh certainly doesn't have any.

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:12

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HappyDaddy · 09/02/2007 17:12

np, Marie Claire is actually a good read.

NadineBaggott · 09/02/2007 17:12

Fio because she blindly believes everything he says

HappyDaddy · 09/02/2007 17:12

Most of us get caught by a parent / guardian. It's one of lifes rites of passage.

NotAnOtter · 09/02/2007 17:12

why 'blindly'

ItsMeMellowma · 09/02/2007 17:13

Yes!! I could not sleep... he kept moving the covers and other brother was laughing!!

I had a lot to deal with being the only girl, you know...

I also told my mum when my older brother started having sex in his bedroom, I showed her the condoms

HappyDaddy · 09/02/2007 17:14

Did he tell when you started having sex in your bedroom?

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:14

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FioFio · 09/02/2007 17:14

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NadineBaggott · 09/02/2007 17:15

arf! very clever Fio have a gold star

nailpolish · 09/02/2007 17:15

of course its a good read thats why i buy it!

dh likes the 'fashion' best

i bought new woman this week for a change and its utter pish

but thats a different thread

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:16

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nailpolish · 09/02/2007 17:16

oh yes

next for high class

littlewoods for girl next door

ItsMeMellowma · 09/02/2007 17:16

No happy daddy I could hear his bed springs up above the livingroom...very disconcerning (think thats the word) when eating your supper...

lol....

I used a sit and say "Listen"!! Mum Dad, did you hear that"???

lol my younger brother knew not to do it by the time he came of age....

FioFio · 09/02/2007 17:17

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HappyDaddy · 09/02/2007 17:27

Itsmemellowma, dw and i do that when we hear our neighbours. "is that what i think it is?" "no" "yes, euuuurgh".

Pruni · 09/02/2007 17:30

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ItsMeMellowma · 09/02/2007 17:37

I actually heard one of our neighbours (before children), we were in a tiny flat with paper thin walls... and she was being very false about it. Moaning and stuff...

DH was livid as it had been going on for few nights and was horrible.. so very maturely.. he stamped his foot on the floor and shouted "Will you 2 shut, the fuck up!!"

they did, I was mortified...

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 18:42

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WideWebWitch · 09/02/2007 19:23

lol at 'barely have time for a poo where would I have time to wank' hilarious!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 19:51

One of the funniest 'family' stories at our house, was when my half-asleep mother accused the wrong one of my brothers of using the bathroom as a "wanking post". In front of his friends. Without warning or anything.

It kinda went "You alright mum?" middle brother says.

Mum replies "I dont know what you are laughing at, you always use the bathroom as a Wanking Post. Dont think I dont know what you're doing when running those taps for half an hour"

silent pause.

" Thats not ME thats younger brother"

"Whatever" says Mum, and then trundles back off to bed.

Am pmsl at "he only did it once as a teenager".

1sue1 · 09/02/2007 22:22

I don't think all men actively seek it out. But I do think that ALL men find it visually arousing whether they like the idea of it or not.

jenwa · 09/02/2007 22:52

Mine had had it and tried hiding it saying he is copying it for a friend!!! What so you need to watch it too!!!
I got really pissed off once as he lied and said he did not have porn dvd's and I knew he had (they were copies) so I found them and scratched them all!!!! (evil witch I am!!!) I only did it as he lied!!!

He is very truthful now and tells me (well only if I ask outwrite) and he is (or thinks he is) clever at hiding stuff in the computer!!!)

he does have pics on his phone too and I know he does wank as he has told me he does and sometimes he needs too!!!! They all do it!!!

1sue1 · 09/02/2007 23:03

Yes they do the wankers.

Pann · 09/02/2007 23:41

two threads on male masturbation in two days with 5 trillion posts on them.....just leave us in peace why don't you?

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