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am I the only one who just doesn't believe that all men are into porn?

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wannaBeWhateverIWannaBe · 09/02/2007 11:12

of course some are, and of course in a lot of relationships it is a problem, and indeed in some it isn't, but I really just don't believe that most men buy/download/possess porn of some kind as has been suggested on here many times.

so am I the only one who believes this? I know my dh certainly doesn't have any.

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:06

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mumto3girls · 09/02/2007 17:06

It's great to think that some men are so politically correct as to not use porn through not wanting to support the industry. I salute them!
I do however still believe that some men don't need to see a 'lady's' fanjo on celluloid because he can go and play with a real one....

ItsMeMellowma · 09/02/2007 17:06

NotanOtter - Of course they do...

Cannot help themselves having a wee thrap!! I cannot believe you thing your dh doe not

nailpolish · 09/02/2007 17:06

all men wank

The End.

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:07

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ItsMeMellowma · 09/02/2007 17:07

think and does [flustered]

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:07

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ShinyHappyPeopleSharingKisses · 09/02/2007 17:07

What amuses me about "traditional porn" (the stuff you get on unlabelled video casettes in the tops of wardrobes) ) is the music in the back ground.. chugga-chugga-chugga.. .. and the way people really ramdomly strip and start shagging with such inappropriate lack of preamble!

HappyDaddy · 09/02/2007 17:08

If we didn't , np, we'd all look like Wil E Coyote when he's full of water. No? ok then.

NadineBaggott · 09/02/2007 17:08

once? he's havin a larf

I know someone who claims never to have done it and what's more his wife believes him

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:08

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nailpolish · 09/02/2007 17:08

god do women really ask these questions whilst shagging?

foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 17:09

I've never known a man (friend or otherwise) who doesn't like to spank the monkey

Fimbo · 09/02/2007 17:09

Oh dear he is not at his desk >

FioFio · 09/02/2007 17:09

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:09

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beckybrastraps · 09/02/2007 17:09

I find it hard to believe anyone doesn't masturbate.

And as for a teenage boy....

'Tried it once, couldn't see what all the fuss was about'?

HappyDaddy · 09/02/2007 17:10

Shiny, if porn was realistic, it wouldn't exist. The scene would be, laydee going to bed, dh joins and looks at her with his winning smile and wink. Laydee says, "not tonight, I've got a headache/ hairache / arseache / faceache" and fella sulks and goes to sleep.

No one would watch it.

NotAnOtter · 09/02/2007 17:10

i dont either!

nailpolish · 09/02/2007 17:10

i think dh wanks over my Marie Claire

he always takes it to the bog anyway

HappyDaddy · 09/02/2007 17:11

I thought masterbation was the reason our arms are the length that they are. I mean, we can pee without hands...

beckybrastraps · 09/02/2007 17:11

Fair enough NAO, but a teenage boy? Come on...

ItsMeMellowma · 09/02/2007 17:11

Perhaps...

Fimbos dh has had a very bad experience with wanking...

perhaps....

he was caught by his auntie/mother/babysitter (or someone) and has a complex about wanking now?? hmmmmm

I caught my little brother when he was 10 I told my mum, FGS we were at Butlins!!!

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 17:11

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foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 17:12

NAO! you don't know what you're missing!

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