The Dating Thread 67

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.......we are a busy bunch aren't we hahahaha!

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HERE'S TO A FUN FILLED, LOVE FILLED & SEX FILLED 2014!!!!

Are you finally sending out a cockshot round robin Bant ?

About bloody time.

Sounds like me, Nora. Off to buy Veet in the morning.

A good sess in the hair dressers will see you right Kin.

Oh Bant LOLOLOLOLZ

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There you go Nora

You've blown that up, you cheat.

Evening all! Bloody Nora, this thread moves like the clappers - just thought I'd read up and then discovered you were all a page ahead of me already!

Before I forget Dont I luv luv luv that Karen Millen dress you've bought. I am experiencing severe tutu envy!

Well, I did get a message from Mr Nubbin. This afternoon. "He wasn't sure whether I would respond but felt we may have started off on the wrong foot and would like to apologise for kissing me. Could we maybe meet again?"

I sent him a very polite reply that read something along the lines of "Hi Nubbin, thank you for your message but I really don't think that would be a good idea. Good luck!"

Of course what I really wanted to send was "OI, Nubbin!!! NOOOOO!!! Never shall your eerie Nubbin graze my face again!!" But I didn't. Cos I'm nice that way.

Am talking to Mr Brainy on POF. Clever men are my weakness......

Which unflattering photos of Bant's COCK, please?

Oh I've so missed this thread. WHERE ELSE would you get banter like this!

Well, this has truly been most delightful. It's lovely to revisit once in a while isn't it?

Hey, 49 don't be cheeky, it's not me with the hair issues, I'm so smooth I make Tom Daley look like Brian Blessed.

Just choked on a crisp reading Bant's description of his penis. Bless....

Kin that is SOME achievement

I can't see it Bant. ( it's not as big as I'd expected )

Is it really still only Monday?

Keep young and beautiful
It's your duty to be beautiful
Keep young and beautiful
If you want to be loved.

That's from 1937, that is. Nowt like being au courant, is there???!!!

And that was the blown up version Nora

'Fraid so Miranda. Feels like Friday dunnit.

Who's going to mention BUMSEX?

Oh. I did.

I thought so Title

I MISSED bants penis LOL!!!!!

What comes around goes around OWW