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The Dating Thread 67

999 replies

MasterP0 · 03/01/2014 12:15

.......we are a busy bunch aren't we hahahaha!

New Thread Alert the other ones has reached maximum capacity!

HERE'S TO A FUN FILLED, LOVE FILLED & SEX FILLED 2014!!!!

OP posts:
TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 22:53

I have a trimmer that will help with that Miranda

OhWesternWind · 13/01/2014 22:53

OMG I am REALLY old. Even my BROWS have gone grey!!??!

It's been a LOOOONG time.

MirandaWest · 13/01/2014 22:53

Think I'm a lost cause Nora

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 22:54

Miranda you really need to work on your priorities darling. Else he'll be straying. And frankly who can blame him if you inflict your slugs-likes on him?!?!?!

Bant · 13/01/2014 22:54

SORRY OHWESTERNWIND I DIDNT HEAR YOU

KinNora · 13/01/2014 22:55

Sad times Miranda - we could all club together and get a Thread Strimmer.

49howdidthathappen · 13/01/2014 22:55

I have got OLDER and SLOWER flipper Sad

KinNora · 13/01/2014 22:55

(I also have CONTOUR)

Bant · 13/01/2014 22:56

On dating news, I have no news. Currently trying to decide whether to pay for match (lots of profiles, not many appeal) or GSM (fewer profiles, some more appealing but there is so much awful poetry in the profile text)

Meh

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 22:57

If we have a thread strimmer who will be responsible for MAINTENANCE?!?!?!

MirandaWest · 13/01/2014 22:57

Now my brows may be a little free range but they aren't GREY Western

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 22:58

I have had two pleasant conversations tonight. One man is looking mostly for sex I think. The other is looking mostly for a relationship. I shall not bother holding my breath just yet.

KinNora · 13/01/2014 22:58

Match is bobbins and GSM is full of knobs

MirandaWest · 13/01/2014 22:58

Actually he does know my name on here...

My time may be LIMITED. Been good while it lasts though :)

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 22:59

I think that's fair Kin

49howdidthathappen · 13/01/2014 22:59

I have a MAN !!!!! I am even getting MARRIED !!!!

He is quite partial to the ODD grey hair LOL !!!!!

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 22:59

NO WAY!!!???

Wagonwheels · 13/01/2014 23:00

Was there never a LIKE button on here??! Thread strimmer - love it!

I am on the sofa. Is there still a sofa in here? It used to be peacock blue VELVET. Or was that just the plump cushions?

KinNora · 13/01/2014 23:00

I'm all about the fairness, me.

Flipper934 · 13/01/2014 23:00

Watching is fun, Wagon, but the point of being on a dating thread is to GET IN THERE!!

Flipper934 · 13/01/2014 23:01

Bugger me, I'm a whole page behind, now...

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:01

Scuse me. GET IN THERE MY SON...

KinNora · 13/01/2014 23:01

Wag it was definitely velvet, mainly because I have an unhealthy compulsion to stroke it.

( velvet, obvs, I wouldn't be smutty. Heaven forfend )

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:01

Flipper... seriously? Get a grip, like

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:02

Heaven is indeed forfending right now Kin Grin