The Dating Thread 67

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.......we are a busy bunch aren't we hahahaha!

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HERE'S TO A FUN FILLED, LOVE FILLED & SEX FILLED 2014!!!!

OWW yeah you need to get down the gym more and contour your hedges, then you might be in with a sniff of a cockshot.

I just got an email from a VERY young man LOLZ!!!

It's all this lolling, Nora. Everything is improved with good posture. Lifts the tits wonderfully, helps disguise an incipient paunch.

That's where I'm going right then OWW. I don't lol.

I hoick mine up with gaffer tape, OWW - PERKY !!!

Think my hedges are more like thickets Nora. I'm a lost cause.

Really, Bant? None? The poor women of the world....

I don't LOL either, except for special occasions.

You're off the xmas card list too then OWW

I can't abide a woman who doesn't take CARE of herself. It's her DUTY surely?

Weed killer, OWW?

Weed killer might be the way to go

You'll just be sending cards to yourself Title if it carries on like this

That's true Title - it works both ways.

Napalm or nothing Flipper

That's ok that is OWW. It would be cheaper. Think of all that money I can put into my WAXING fund.

Well what can I say flipper, my camera doesn't have a very good zoom..

That might smart a little...

A bad workman always blames his TOOLS Bant

And you can interpret that any way you wish B

Too fucking true Title - nowt worse than a hairy bint with foliage escaping from her knickers and a 'tache like a hamster superglued to her lip.

To the napalm, not the unflattering photo of Bant's cock (sorry, mate, feel a bit wrong saying that).

Well, this is fun. It feels like last year's sixth formers coming back to visit their old school.

Oh I never blame my tool, title

My penis, on the other hand, is tiny

You obviously need a better camera Bant :)