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The Dating Thread 67

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MasterP0 · 03/01/2014 12:15

.......we are a busy bunch aren't we hahahaha!

New Thread Alert the other ones has reached maximum capacity!

HERE'S TO A FUN FILLED, LOVE FILLED & SEX FILLED 2014!!!!

OP posts:
MirandaWest · 13/01/2014 23:03

Flipper you need to SPEED UP!!!

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:03

I'm guessing though that the sofa might have been changed by now. Velvet is hardly SANITARY second hand is it?

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MasterP0 · 13/01/2014 23:04

Bant have you tried the free weekend passes On Match? Usually appear on the right hand side of the screen. I did that twice, then signed up for 3 months before canceling. I think I also signed up via their app which was £5 for 7 days if I remember correctly!

MasterP0 = the Panda in Kung Fu Panda.

OP posts:
Flipper934 · 13/01/2014 23:04

Sorry, Title. I am truly ashamed and shall retire to the sofa with a cocktail and some cake. Anyone joining me?

KinNora · 13/01/2014 23:04

Yes, it is, Title, yes it is.

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:05

Let me steam clean that for you first Flipper

KinNora · 13/01/2014 23:06

Oh! was that answer to me, Master ? I nearly missed it, you could have made it a bit more visible - capitalised it or something, maybe ? < helpful face>

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:06

My apologies Kin. I forgot you like Velvet.

Flipper934 · 13/01/2014 23:06

I tried Match with a weekend pass. It was abysmal. Nearly had a date with a guy who sent me pictures of himself on trains, and who then cancelled because I had a male friend to stay. He couldn't cope with the jealousy...

KinNora · 13/01/2014 23:07

I do, it was on my okc profile as my secret until loads of pervs started assuming it stood for something mucky.

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MasterP0 · 13/01/2014 23:08

Kin I couldn't remember who asked the question!

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49howdidthathappen · 13/01/2014 23:08

REALLY Title.

He likes his women a bit rough around the edges LOL !!!!

MirandaWest · 13/01/2014 23:08

You had a lucky escape Flipper

Wagonwheels · 13/01/2014 23:08

Oh I'm on it!

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:09

Sorry 49 I am truly SHAMEFACED

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MasterP0 · 13/01/2014 23:10

Kin unless of course you're referring to Bants "offence" at my fondness for capatilising???

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MirandaWest · 13/01/2014 23:10

I somehow struck lucky with OKC. Although did get a cock shot. He asked for a picture of my pussy so I sent him one of the cat Grin

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:11

I've always found CAPITALISING to be a most useful way of drawing attention to things.

KinNora · 13/01/2014 23:11

Oh Bant doesn't get offended, he's terribly broadminded, especially with his eyes closed.

Flipper934 · 13/01/2014 23:11

Thank you, Title. I do like my velvet clean.

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:11

Miranda perhaps I need to purchase a cat for the purpose?

OhWesternWind · 13/01/2014 23:11

I am a big fan of Match Bant seeing as I found a greying and SLIGHTLY PAUNCHY but UTTERLY FABULOUS man on there hahaha. Might have to chuck him though if he doesn't SHAPE UP, keep forgetting it's all black and white and I shouldn't put up with this shit.

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:12

Flipper it was truly my pleasure.

Flipper934 · 13/01/2014 23:13

I got sent a picture of some guinea fowl once. I guess one of them might have been a cock.

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 13/01/2014 23:13

OWW you are the PRIZE. Never forget it.