sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

Also sending vibes on the move, Daisy. I once moved 3 times in a year. Am good at being on cups of tea duty, but useless at heavy lifting. My dd and family are into cycling, they are doing a 'sportif' this weekend whatever that is. There is much banter around whether dd will make it.
I am going to prescribe myself ( with Cafe's approval) another 10 days of mud drinking, as I have not had any lumping since I last winged on here. So going to give it another go.

Ok so what is twerking?!!

for a better day today daisy. and only on mn would someone ask if you got mud in your knickers fwiw no. but got it pretty much everwhere else.

to twerking

stars grey and dizzly sounds an interesting thing to be

mini, not more mud?! I really wanna know if you shit mudpies but I'm too polite to ask. obvs

cafe, wtaf?

and wheres TheMW

(as in what context is twerking ,TheMW)

I may start on the mud this weekend but fear sloppy mud num 2s so mini we need to know the info well done midwife hope zombie got there on time

Apparently Miley Cyrus was "twerking" Robin Thicke to induce the Smith's shock & horror but not cool enough to know what that means. Even Kenneth the Bruce referred to it this morning on the radio.

Who has mud in their knickers?!

Not me
Re drinking the Earth. No change in the poo department. No mud pies, no muddy looseness. No embarrassing mud stains, nuffink. You are only taking one tablespoon in a glass of water, not a sand castles worth. Courage mon braves.

Oh but I want to build a sand castle!!!

Hi thee to Travis Perkins. Tis easier.

you'll have togo to the beach then

Twerk is where scousers go monday to friday btw

Hahahahahahahaha!

Am Fluff not eating, or using tray, has been asleep on chair all day and just growls and hisses at me if I stroke. I think her other leg is not working.

Oh poor fluff im bloody lumpy arghhhhh lump arms and back of my neck wtf !!!!!

Oh no Stars. Do you know the trigger? Take anti hystemine ASAP. Calming chamomile drink?

Don't scratch.

I think my poor Fluff is going.

I have taken two 10mg tablets I had a bit mark on my arm this morning but was ok then got home and had massive lumps on back neck im taking flea spray in the morning to spray under my desk my forehead feels lumpy to ffs

Oh and I have two scabs on my forehead looks like my horns are breaking through !!!!

That'll be the unicorn in you.

Lol mini well my horn is going to be lopesided
< checks in morrior for a signs of a tail and practices whishing my tail >

Defo need a tail

You make me laugh stars, but I think my cat is dying
I don't want to have to move her for vet, but not sure if she'll last till morning. She is sleeping. But growls when you go near.

Unicorns? And that'll be another MN special!

I'm the one with mud in my knickers although only when riding a bike. I even have special muddy bike riding knickers.

At you all for the moving vibes. Packers come tomorrow and I am hoping will descend on the house like locusts. We have A LOT of stuff - but I am going to concentrate on moving the chickens and the contents of the freezer. I've packed a special bag of things I absolutely can't lose which includes the ashes of MrD. Not something I ever thought I'd be taking special care of, that's for sure.

Still cycling Mrs S?

eek. tomorrow...gulp daisy
take care of mrDs plants too

unicorns? wtf? and what are you lot smoking drinking, I want some