sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

Midwife hope zombie doesnt stand by your bed staring at you till you wake up and make you jump out of your skin and asks have we any more icepops at 3 am like starlet did last week you be fine

pmsl at nocturnal university dodger

yummmm at fish and chips, yy to piles of salt and vinegar (chippy vinegar is the best )

sigh
who reckons they're knackered enough to sleep then?

PS does it mean we're all recycled teenagers?

I have to sleep up at 6am

yep I indeed a recyled teenager < goes off to count how many xxx dp has but on last text >

Evening. I'd like to sleep tonight - fingers crossed, I am knackered and achy.

Am in pre move chaos - and have shed too many tears today but tomorrow can't be any worse. Can it?

I can see there's a lot to learn on this thread - although I am liking the sound of a barrel of gin and a lemon tree. Liking it a lot.

Come and take a seat Daisy and choose your glass tumbler we also have wine and beer and muddy water you need to the thread for that one

I've gone for a bucket - if that's OK. I'm not sure one can ever drink too much gin.

Lol daisy your learning quick

more ((hugs)) daisy if this carries on I'm going to have to come down there and give you rl hugs.I'm not sure if gin is the answer - but it certainly makes us forget the question did you get an anniversary plant?

stars how many x's were there? and - oops no ...better not ask and dare I ask why the knuckle dragging? some caveman fetish? dirty girl you'll have jynier blushing again

cafe!!! no work time!! ding ding

dare I ask how cafe's and mini's collective lumps are (no I didnt say hills. or humps. just to clarify )

ok I'll ramble to myself then as usual
we are about 30 miles from home on a cycling camping trip. those of you who know exactly roughly where we are will be scratching heads and inboxing me any minute but shush!! dd has a cyclers arse already. ds2 is covered in mud as usual and I (stupidly) followed him down a steep slope and over a dark area of ground which turns out to be a chuffin mudbath. had to go to the bikewash before coming back to campsite. Then family.trip to showers. ffs.
ds1 timed us he has a new stopwatch. he times everything. Starting with his toast in the morning. sigh. he cried today and said he needs his normal back. he likes all the cycling but doesn't want to be away from home (as he hadn't been there long enough to appreciate going away, he says - bless him). He explains it all so well. He gave me a couple of analogies that summed his point up perfectly. Poor bugger. It would be easier if he wasn't so clever tbh. sounds daft but true. trying to figure out how to help him best next. we're away to try to avoid his last-week-of-hols anxiety. Looks like it backfired a bit.
I have
well actually [bottle]

daisy - moving house? argh. I once moved house with one day to pack an entire 3 bed house with a baby up into and a P who refused to pack even a single mug. It was over a weekend from work followed by a highy important meeting the Monday morning about my future there I was packing from Friday night til Sunday lunchtime no sleep, then moved Sunday eve.
and they wondered.. why I hadn't fully prepared a written submission...
I do not envy anyone moving house

MrsShrek - DS sounds to have inherited your genius, but makes it troublesome parenting. I hope he starts to enjoy it a little?

Are you cycling now on ?

It's dark ! And DCs! tsssk Are you a family of bats? You might be eaten by a nocturnal thing cycling in the dark.. like a mud monster, or a badgerraven

themidwife, any sleep talking would freak me out exorcist!

AIBU a. to lower the tone and b. to think, actually, Miley Cyrus is a genius?

I hate the song, I hate the tongue, I hate the whole concept, but it was parody-like genius and the whole world is aghast
I think that's pretty great, as it raises the profile of some important issues.
Intellectual feminist, that Miley. I did also love the smith family reaction

pmsl cafe. still laughing my arse off at genius I'm fick, me ds1 has asd and dyslexia which makes for one mightily disorganised and confuse-able brain. However he is bright with a good memory hence why I wish he was a bit more, err, stoopid. A tad more oblivious to what's going on around him, thus less anxious about it. Hard to explain properly tbh.

no we are not nocturnal bike riding dc have been asleep.since 10ish (dd earlier, dses needed to have the trump-ton challenge first. use your imagination on that )
Obv I have

so what are you doing now, do you ever stop???

YABU to be nattering about miley cyrus
no.way.
canny, yes. genius, totally no way.
explain (surely not assuming this based upon the words of a song?)

now where have you all gone¿??

I wandered to the bad part of the internet again [wide eyed terrified at the weirdness]

I think it is a stroke of feminist and anti-exploitation mastermindery

I must stop clicking on interweb linkies. I was learning all about the current definition of 'ratchet' when I clicked on a link to my right and spent some time finding out about the power ranger who murdered a couple and matthew Broderick's thigh

ah, my work is done. I shall be sat in my exam hall though I am increasingly thinking oh f it I cant sit them I cant sit them aaahh and I shall know nothing of usefulness, only a few rap lyrics and crime scene imagery

I keep ending words in ery

like, wizardery

oh, no, forget it

DS sounds like he would keep you very, er, yes. My godmothers DS has ASD and he is absolutely incredible with maths and computers but gets terrified by people and changing location

cafe your move sounds absolutely horrific. Do you still have the P or did you murder him for failing to help?

Where's MrS? And did you get mud in your knickers? I always do and I don't know how.

Mrs Shrek love hearing about your cycling your ds reminds me of my df timewatching us when they got a water meter

I got Four xxx knuckle dragging is what starlet does when the that sentence is said im borred

Daisy sending good vibes moving is the pits I have done a 2 bedroom house in 6 hours before inculding carpets with just my dp to help he did 5 runs to the tip before packing the van

Grey and dizzyly here its lovely I dont do heat sun etc

No Daisy we have Cafe's ex under the patio where we were drinking the gin last night

I haven't seen/heard the Miley Cyrus - shall investigate now!

The zombie started packing his car at about 5am & finally roared off with his big exhaust at 6.15. To Manchester. For a 9.30 exam. In rush hour traffic.

Hope you scrape the mud off this morning Mrs! Good luck with the payslips Stars!