sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

I don't have a telly and yet somehow I manage to waste so many hours. I have been designing shoes on the internet. This will not write my dissertation, tidy my whole flat, prep for my next exams, prep for my new masters course, nor revise anything essential for life saving antics. But I have some pretty shoes online.

oh I bought shorts the other day - HUGE mistake (!) it was the sunny day, y'know, Thursday. Oh my.

On a shallow note, I ran out of eye make up remover and just used olive oil - was excellent. I am going all holistic on you

Mrs - parental cottage sounds very swish, well done on the sleeping!

sorry, all of that was on a shallow note not just the olive oil part

I turn into some kind of werewolf creature after midnight, where I am the antithesis of myself in the day. In the day, I drink black coffee and don't eat anything less than super healthy salady fayre. At night I eat ice cream and drink fizzy stuff. In the day, I am sensible and never even look at some horror like a magazine for fear of it destroying my senses. At night, I design shoes and read gossip on the internet

[help]

Morning all! Hope Starlet feels age can go back to camhs at some point. My DS2 was like that - I spent years of my life trying to get help for him but he would go to one appt & then refuse. He now says "I did nothing for him". You can't win!

It happens to us all Cafe! I am daytime organic hippy smugness but last night in desperation I drank pims & cheap sugary ginger stuff. My teeth ached. I also had a jacket potato with beans & cheese & mayonnaise. Bloat!!

I've ordered some mud. Perhaps that will sort me out!

DD & Spider cat harassed me all night - am tired

Morning all yes I was told to leave her alone to stop checking up on her ffs maybe do it every couple of hours if she hasnt come out of hervbedroom the door is open for her if she wants to go again for counicling the women did look at me when we spoke of family ie were is everyone ie who lives in here who did dd live with before why did I leave dd mentioned dd1 so we did the very short version of that tale placed a cold fannal on her knee which seemed to work ref her growing pains back at work forgot my coffee grrr looks like we will all be eating mud

Lordy has it rained! I have been mostly chained to desk and tortured with vat. Did venture to city yesterday to find wedding outfit < sales on> son is getting wed October. Got there, found outfit, squeezed self into it, thought it would be ok if I lose half a stone, got to pay desk, no purse. So have to go back today to pick it up. this, with jacket and pill box hat only I am at least 2 sizes bigger than this model.

Tis the Jekyll and Hyde diet Cafe. Stars hope your DD settles,mi guess the refusing counselling is a 'there's nothing wrong with me' statement. I guess she has to 'get' that you will be there and strong for her, it will take a bit of time.
I too hope Kitty is ok.

Mini loving the dress think starlet is doing if I dint think about it it will go away
< opens a tin of tuna to see if that will bring kitty back to thread>

pmsl @ opening tuna

Beautiful dress mini!!

Thanks Midwife and Stars, I have just somehow got to get myself a waist. Between now and then.

Omg my box has arrived the tube of mud is massive 2:5 kg gulp so mini tell me how many spoon fuls do u use with how much water also got a letter from child benfite the person who had pervoius care can keep up to 3 weeks worth of child benfite but the letter says it has been declined so we the weeks back ponders if I could sprinkle mud on bank balance to help it

Mine has arrived too but only bought 500g. It looks like cement mix!

Maybe one of those Jane Fonda feel the burn videos will work? Failing that - a spin class every day for a couple of months should do it!

I think I could cope with a tube of 500g think dp thinks im going to skim the walls with mine the tube is huuuuge I tell you

whispers (and it keeps looking at me too and not in a nice way like ohhh stars come and eat me its more like come on then if you think your hard enough) wimmbles a little more

I'm a bit scared too!

Well a week in and I am still here. It's not like the disgusting psyllium husks. It's just well er... sand. Cafe will be along to check our vital signs.

Oh have it on an empty stomach and drink plenty of water.

a spin class every day for a couple of months

I have an S3 beat

oh. sorry, those are my vital signs. I am not sure if it's cos I'm young and fit and splendid, or cos I am rather decrepid and in heart failure. ho hum

perils of stethoscope in the house

I have also bought the earth, but a small one smaller than a bottle of squash [scared]

I am not fit and splendid and am not young either. A girl today served me and said 'you used to be blonde! you've dyed your hair!' I was like, er no, maybe those were white hairs

mini that dress is divine!!! It's my very favourite colour and it's such a stunning cut! wow!

So we all have the dirt! I will have a go tomorrow morning but if I have to be resuscitated halfway through my clinic tomorrow I'll ask them to call Cafe. She'll know what to do!

Im saving mine till the weekend as I have to walk across the warehouse and go up two filghts of stairs at work to the loo just incase the thing is my tube has all the stuff about killing bugs etc on it it is defo food grade mine is diaguard food grade diatomaceous earth natural insect control please could someone double check I have the right one its the insect control bit that got me worried. Looks for helpful person who isnt dislexyic like me

I think if it says food grade it's ok?
Mine is Peruvian! Significant?!!