sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

Oh midwife think you have the waitrose verison while I have the farmfoods ones hehe

just plant your tomatoes in it, told you. Bet you were all mud pie makers as kids too
throw a stone or so my way will yer (specially welcome if it includes boobage)

Mine is DiatomX human grade. I think I can still be classified as human. Think it is from Peru, it also has all the kills pests stuff on.

Graps her little hills in fear of Mrs nicking them. Well just read more from the company that I got mine from and its from Peru too (no Paddington bear hiding in the box though) #dissappointed

The diaguard looks ok Stars. You will flourish, be gone red spider-mite, no flies on us

I was the chief mud pie maker on my street plus my homemade perfum ( made from rose petalsi have you know) so brill it sold for 10pence a jamjar

There's big hills in Peru.

Not sure we are going to lose weight on this Mrs. My aim is calming my immune system, so fewer itchy lump night. Hoping for better less dry skin /hair too.

Haha mini just dont want to be bitten anymore or go lumpy I have some friday night off to see big sister on sat who is proper clever see does those sudoka puzzles and knows science stuff and everything!!! and see what she thinks of it

My sister will either start talking at 1000 words a minute or be stony slient and raise one eyebrow

I suspect she will do the latter, stars don't tell her some medic on the interweb said it was sound [clutches career] yes sounds fine to me, don't inhale it though!

I am hoping if I take it, I will have kate middleton hair within a week, more energy, and the radiance of themidwife

now, I have a story of boobage being thrown away

it involved chicken fillets and a dinner party

and a helpful chap who kept topping my glass up til I set fire to father Christmas

Lol cafe I can never be sure with sister though one I have learnt is never I mean tell her your poorly as she runs to the internet or her books though she is brill with medcation she has bi polar and knows all the anti desprants when I was on them she would quiz me
Sister says which ones do you have stars
I say errr yellow and purple ones
sister says yes dear what are they called just spell it
you would hear rustling of pages of books etc

Please be quick, cafe, with the story; leg is burning!!!

So sorry to all the rest of you; simply have no time for heartfelt messages ...

C'mon cafe! (Switching off but will return later when the laptop has cooled down!)

hey HotThighs are you making mud pies too?

what's this? Burnt Father Christmas and a chicken fillet? No turkey?

Oops, I forgot Iwas telling a story
Erm. It was a philosophers very proper thanksgiving dinner party. There was a Santa. For some time. It was all very naice they went to much trouble to throw said party.
On iPad sorry.
Um. I recall dancing in the sink
and awakening in a bed in a room with two random people
With my bra and some clothes folded beside me
And my chicken fillets neatly and symmetrically on the pillow
My shoes were missing as were my trousers. I had to do a proper walk of shame. I was never invited again.

There was a photo of Father Christmas's acrylic beard in flames and I seem to recall vomiting on the steps outside the beautiful period property while a fire alarm went off. My then boyfriend, a lovely innocent boy, bought me a breathalyser for my birthday soon after.hmm.

Oh Cafe!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Omg lmao cafe I luves you

Cafe, i am sure there was a perfectly reasonable explanation
How has the morning mud drink gone down?
I did a desert spoon today. Not so bad drunk fast.
Midwife, I am too old to spin. One has to maintain ones dignity.

eww. just eww. I do hope you crazy lot have swishy hair, perfect immune systems and gorgeous skin after all this. and probably tomatoes and spuds growing out of your ears

Hey Mrs didnt know that tomatoas growing out ears is a new trend hehehe

I forgot! Will try tomorrow!!