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This is the dating thread 54, all welcome!

999 replies

JulietteMontague · 15/05/2013 23:36

All very welcome to share online and real life dating experiences.

OP posts:
KinNora · 17/05/2013 13:27

Hmmmmm, wonder what Mr 'Sexy Time King' R&R's elusive real life allure could possibly be, 48 ?

48howdidthathappen · 17/05/2013 13:34

Ha ha! My terrible spelling Blush

The sex is excellent Kin Am I that bad? possibly Grin

HeyBeenTryingToMeetYou · 17/05/2013 13:41

Events, that all sounds very promising, just try and keep your feet on the ground. This is what I am trying to do at the moment, although the 14 year old within is getting quite lairy

Juliette, yes you may need to deal with the tache before you let him step out of your front door. We still love him though Wink.

OWW it is so hard to see ex tossers seemingly living the loved up good life, but you know the reality. Sorry you had to go through all that.

ike, I'm guessing you are a total babe. not jealous at all.....

oo, date 6 hat, that's practically engaged round these parts Wink

kin I think it's good to drop 'rules', if I'd have stuck to mine I wouldn't have met MrAttractive.

Attraction is such a random thing, that you just can't judge from a pic really. There have been people in RL who i've fancied enormously, but would not have done from one photo. Also, of my 3 dates, I fancied the pictures of one in particular, but found him kind of repulsive in RL. But the second I met MrAttractive, I just though 'hmmm, yes', simply from some indefinable sense that I had of his body / presence / expression in his eyes etc.

I like a beardy scruff, but more excessive stubble, rather than a maintained beard .

On date 4 with MrAttractive in a few days. I have butterflies of a pornographic nature Smile.

KirstyWirsty · 17/05/2013 13:41

Well he has for now OWW .. She has got the booby prize though

HeyBeenTryingToMeetYou · 17/05/2013 13:42

excellent sex you say 48 Envy

KinNora · 17/05/2013 13:46

No-one could possibly blame you 48

ike1 · 17/05/2013 13:52

Thanks Kin and Hey...but foxy babe ...my arse!! So sorry to hear about your low mood OWW am about to pm you another one of my boring middle aged men that I am now chatting to on POF. This one a short haul pilot...give him the once over for me babe..ta..very muchly. All I need to know is 'would you' he's even in his uniform if that dont cheer you up! (and it wont) x

KinNora · 17/05/2013 13:57

Give over, Ike, I've seen yer photo.

In other news, I'm such a lightweight these days that I could do with an afternoon nap.

HeyBeenTryingToMeetYou · 17/05/2013 14:00

Is that a euphemism Kin? If it is, I could do with a massive afternoon nap myself. If not, erm, as you were.

KinNora · 17/05/2013 14:02

Hahahaha, no Hey I could really do with an actual nap as well as a good seeing to

HeyBeenTryingToMeetYou · 17/05/2013 14:08

if i don't get a good seeing to soon i am going to implode

OhWesternWind · 17/05/2013 14:20

Just so long as it's not a good seeing to by someone who drums on you

KinNora · 17/05/2013 14:24

I still can't believe someone would actually do that OWW, I mean you just don't, what was he thinking

48howdidthathappen · 17/05/2013 14:26

Hey Have you a plan for date 4? Wink

OhWesternWind · 17/05/2013 14:26

I must say it did take me aback a little Nora and was the main reason I decided to chuck the bugger Just no.

HeyBeenTryingToMeetYou · 17/05/2013 14:31

Extensive plans 48 Grin

Yeah OWW, the drumming was not such a great move Confused

KinNora · 17/05/2013 14:34

Mind, I suppose it could have been worse, what if he'd been giving a cheery little window cleaner-style whistle as he thrusted ?

48howdidthathappen · 17/05/2013 14:38

Hope you get your bubble popped Hey Grin

What was he drumming? Oww Not that is makes a difference I know.

OhWesternWind · 17/05/2013 14:43

It was to a Kings of Leon track 48 so I guess it could have been worse . . . But even so.

Bant · 17/05/2013 14:44

did he do the snare drum? Or the cymbals?

Inquiring minds want to know..

OhWesternWind · 17/05/2013 14:48

Bant there was a kind of chugga-chugga-chugga thing going on at one point (verbally) but I don't know if that was supposed to be the bass or some kind of percussion. I didn't enquire.

Are you thinking of trying this tactic yourself as part of your seduction routine? All I would say is that it currently has a 100% failure rate . . .

Bant · 17/05/2013 14:49

And it could have been worse. It could have been 'use somebody' or 'sex is on fire'.

Bant · 17/05/2013 14:49

I'm more into singing Gilbert and Sullivan hits in a falsetto voice. Works like a charm

KinNora · 17/05/2013 14:50

(You see I was going to ask if his sex was on fire but decided against - new found maturity )

HeyBeenTryingToMeetYou · 17/05/2013 14:54

Seeing as we're asking OWW, did he do 'drummers face' at the same time?

Thanks 48 Grin