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SummerDad · 15/04/2013 22:10

Here we are dear fellas Grin

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themidwife · 17/04/2013 12:58

Funnily enough Kitty my Dad always called me Nurse Gladys Emmanuelle - what with the hills like! Wink

Salbertina · 17/04/2013 12:58

Aah, only slightly confused now.. Lots of hills here, mountains even!

Granville and Nurse Gladys, oh takes me back!! Remember the cash-till? Grin

themidwife · 17/04/2013 12:59

If I was a man I think I'd be a hills supporter! They're ever so friendly & feminine aren't they?

themidwife · 17/04/2013 13:01

Loved the cash till, loved the stuttering, loved Granville, loved Arkwright, loved Gladys. Smile

Salbertina · 17/04/2013 13:07

And the woolly tank-top and wobbly bike Grin

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SummerDad · 17/04/2013 13:16

talk of the hills makes me nervous Grin

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themidwife · 17/04/2013 13:25

Right back of to workforce a bit!!

themidwife · 17/04/2013 15:19

(That meant - right, back off to work for a bit!)

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 17/04/2013 18:47

I want to watch those now on video.

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 17/04/2013 18:52

you mustn't be scared of our hills dad

Mine are working hills; like shire horses but hills.

Where are you Sal? somewhere exotic? Do tell.

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 17/04/2013 18:54

How did the interview go dondon? Smile

Minimammoth · 17/04/2013 19:14

Mine are ex hills. Here is a riddle for you midwife and I share the same hills. Kitty shshsh

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 17/04/2013 19:52

Tee hee Grin.

themidwife · 17/04/2013 20:23

My side of the hills are drafty tonight Mini! Can you feel it?!!

Minimammoth · 17/04/2013 20:36

Howling, it is howling.
I am having a quiet night in, cancelled meetings. Glass of white. Migraine subsiding. Ahhh

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 17/04/2013 20:43

Ooh sounds gorgeous.

Can I join in the howling? It's whooping down my chimney breasts. Grin

I bet it wakes littlekitty. She didn't sleep today so hopefully will go through tonight although that doesn't usually happen when she's had no sleep.

Minimammoth · 17/04/2013 20:58

Also I am in full control of the remote. Yessss

themidwife · 17/04/2013 21:12

Yes definitely howling not drafty!

DS now gone back to Uni DDs asleep, Posh Hilly Waitrose clotted cream rice pudding nicely warming tummy, in bed with SpiderCat. Norty DH gone to Spain for 5 days not that I've seen him much lately anyway & I'm refusing to put the heating on!

Actually I saw a nutter in a denim mini skirt, yellow vest top & flip flops wandering about this afternoon as I --rode my bike drove past in my midwifemobile!! Why???!!!! Shock

Minimammoth · 17/04/2013 21:19

It wasn't meGrin.

themidwife · 17/04/2013 21:24

Oh! Was it you Kitty?

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 17/04/2013 21:28

It certainly wasn't thank you Shock

They didn't have such things in the 50s Grin

Oh I'm so pleased you ride a bike Grin. Do you really? That really pleases me.

themidwife · 17/04/2013 21:42

Well I have a bike .......... Wink

starsandunicorns · 17/04/2013 21:43

Hello waves to all tis very windy here too and for once its not me or dp Grin

I have some news not as fab as kittys

Been told at work that as they are impressed with me they are going to make me full time Grin still with angency but i will have sole charge of the post room OMG !!!!!!!!!

It means that when i have no work i get to do the other duties that the supply team guy does as i cant do them at the min as no access to the computer OMG!!!!!!

themidwife · 17/04/2013 21:43

Can I recommend 2 rather hilarious threads by the same unfortunate yet hilarious hero!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/food_and_recipes/1723462-Im-slow-cooking-porn-and-its-gone-sort-of-sweet-and-aniseedy