I'm slow-cooking porn and it's gone sort of sweet and aniseedy?

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I just browned it and bunged it in a cock pot with half a bubble of wine, load of vegetable stock, garlic, chilli, thyme, celery, onion, carrots and chorizo about 5. 5 hours ago. I'm a pork vinegar so might have done something wrong.

Any ideas of something I can add to make it a bit less sweet? Am contemplating soya sauce or paprika?

TIM!

colditz Wed 03-Apr-13 17:40:05

ROOOOOOOARRRRRRRR!,!

TaggieCampbellBlack Wed 03-Apr-13 17:40:05

confused

coffeeinbed Wed 03-Apr-13 17:40:05

hmm

coffeeinbed Wed 03-Apr-13 17:40:33

Cock pot sounds about right.

TweenageAngst Wed 03-Apr-13 17:41:05

Best typo ever grin

ProfYaffle Wed 03-Apr-13 17:41:06

<snort>

saintmerryweather Wed 03-Apr-13 17:41:08

Arf!

CajaDeLaMemoria Wed 03-Apr-13 17:41:24

Hahahahahaha.

I wouldn't slow-cook porn in a cockpot...but it sounds like it should be anything but sweet!

LizzieVereker Wed 03-Apr-13 17:41:32

Oh no, has it gone all limp and sticky? wink

I hate aniseedy porn. How big is your cock pot? grin

MrsJaqenHgar Wed 03-Apr-13 17:41:48

Slow cooked porn in a cock pot?

Suddenly I'm not hungry.

CecyHall Wed 03-Apr-13 17:43:06

That op is the most full of awesome I've ever read

AAAAAG! blush blush

nevergoogle Wed 03-Apr-13 17:43:36

snort.

ClaraOswald Wed 03-Apr-13 17:44:42

absolutely pmsl.

poppymagnum Wed 03-Apr-13 17:44:45

Excellentgrin

I'm not going to get any real advice now am I <sob>

Thinking about slow-cooking the fucking iPhone. Although I've spent all this time teaching it not to correct me when I do a swear

FairyJen Wed 03-Apr-13 17:45:25

Rofl! grin

World class typos there!

Maat Wed 03-Apr-13 17:45:40

You should be on Masterchef.

Cooking doesn't get saucier than this!! grin

HootShoot Wed 03-Apr-13 17:46:06

Bow chikka wow wow! Lucky Mr mermaid!

MrsJaqenHgar Wed 03-Apr-13 17:46:38

You can tell a lot about a person by their autocorrect wink grin

MmeLindor Wed 03-Apr-13 17:46:50

Is your cock pot too small perhaps? The porn does need a bit of room for the aroma to develop properly.

coffeeinbed Wed 03-Apr-13 17:47:23

I do wonder what you usually type OP.
I do!

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