Dating thread no 51

[JulietteMontague]

All tales of online and real life dating here!

Yes I think thats the way forward Kin! Pm me then Bill Ill give you my user name you can check out the ol Ike Magic.

Arf at Bill

(I am, obviously)

Lovvvvve you too Kinny Winny...from lil greeny..

Mwwwwwahhhhh

Ike pass it over. This hole isn't quite deep enough

Ruffle away

WFF takes a'ruffle Bill' ticket and waits in line....

What colour are your nails Juliette ?

Ikey baby, you've got okc mail

I can't ruffle Bill , I wouldn't reach

Kin they're very bright red orange, my summer colour. Every time I get them done I think I'll try going a little more red, but always come back to it. That, my brows and ahem, lip cost more than my flight

I'll give you a leg up twinny I am sure Bill will be thrilled at all the attention

Jules what's the 'ahem'

WFFjust any hint of a tash. I'm doing well tonight

They sound gorgeous Juliette, I think I've got a Nails Inc polish in a similar colour. I'm going to have to get mine done again.

Cheers twinny - like a pair of nhs acrobats

kin I'm sure you would reach. I'm not exactly overly tall you know!

I'm 5' 2" Bill, a little wizened old northern lady

Kin you're not wizened, you're a foxy whippersnapper

Arf at the idea of Kin being wizened. As if...

I am a shortarse though.

You found any new positions, twinny ?

I'm 5'6" so a little old northern (well, midlands) man

I've seen the photo Bill you don't look a day over 30, you ain't no old bloke.

I'm 40 in just over 3 months

Kin I have found a new position, or two...Lab was impressed

Hang on, we're talking about work right ?

Bill you look very nice

WFF flutters her stumpy eyelashes...

WFF the double entendre was entirely intentional. I bet Lab was impressed, ya floozy

Bill - firstly, you don't look it and secondly, believe me, the 40th birthday is nowhere near as bad as the 30th - honest guvna.