Aren't willys rather unattractive?

[DippyDoohDahDay]

That's it really, just wondering if I am odd! Men seem to think we are all so keen to play with them. Am out of EA relationship and am just sitting here thinking, well, do I really want another willy in my life?!

Double, am there with you sister!
This thread gave me some very odd dreams last night, I was in a willy museum!

All genitals are ugly.

I don't really have any desire to unleash myself on the world again or to have another willy in my life.

But there is a man I rather like and I would take the willy that came with him.

I don't think the feeling is reciprocated though

A willy museum

You know, for posterity.

What, like this one?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

Dippy :)

It's all the wrinkly crevices that I eye with suspicion nowadays! It's not the ugliness per se, it's the suspiciousness. Yes I do believe wills are suspicious characters (signs self up for some serious therapy!).

Teltetua - I've been outside that museum in Iceland recently. Unfortunately it was closed!!

Doublelife- the way I deal willy hygiene is to nonchalantly ask as I undress - when did you last wash your willy? He knows the score & replies "about 2 minutes ago! When did you last wash your foofoo?" "Likewise " I say. All is good!!

Do you ever have to say 'well it doesn't look (or taste!) like it!'
Yuck TMI sorry... It's the kind of thing that sticks in your memory forever!

There is nothing pretty about an unleashed cock-stiff or not

A fit man in tight trolleys-now that is a sight to behold , yes Mr Beckham I AM talking about you

Dangling=not good, whichever sex.

I have never personally seen an ugly one, but that's just luck I haven't seen all that many.

I read The Line Of Beauty in which he writes about 'that dull, private smell' which about sums up man pants after a normal day. I think it's my age but I now cannot cope with anything but a freshly washed member.

On the flip side of that, I can confidently say I've never seen a pretty one & I've seen a fair few

I really like dp's and he is circumcised, he had it done as a child for medical reasons. I just prefer it but I wouldn't have ds's done. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite?

I have seen a very skinny one. Was rather like a chipolata. I can't eat them without laughing to myself now..

Tei, thanks for the link. :) am pleased to see that the entire Icelandic national handball team of 2008 had ther willies sculptured in silver, and to learn that the penis bone of a hamster can only be seen via a magnifying glass.
Am also glad that am not a lady mink whale, as those bad boys look very reminiscent of a very big,mean, sharp drill (think The Saw....ugh-

I know someone who had a husband, a son, then twin boys and she got to the stage where she could not face another willy again.

yeah, willy fatigue ...

One of the reasons I loved The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath as a teen was that I had recently 'experienced' my first willy, and it was horrible, with a sort of segmented feel to it. Anyway, S Plath described willies as " like turkey necks" and this seemed to sum them up perfectly, at the time.

No he always does wash it!