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Aren't willys rather unattractive?

118 replies

DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:20

That's it really, just wondering if I am odd! Men seem to think we are all so keen to play with them. Am out of EA relationship and am just sitting here thinking, well, do I really want another willy in my life?!

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LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 15:52

HTH Grin

I'm speaking from bitter Veeting experience.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:53

Willies are wonderful.
Maybe i need to say it as a mantra until I feel it!

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OhLori · 04/04/2013 15:53

Personally, I think all human genitalia are rather unattractive.

HerrenaHarridan · 04/04/2013 15:54

Wow! Op thank you for starting this thread. I had no idea some people actually found the penis itself attractive.
However the pp who said vaginas are unattractive is BU!
I shall have to think about this but first can I ask the people who said yes,
what even the testicles?

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:56

Lets face, I think you have just coined a new mumsnet gem

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HerrenaHarridan · 04/04/2013 15:56

Your not supposed to put veet on your vagina! Bloody hell are you ok ?

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 15:57

I'm sticking with my opinions re fanjos ta!
But as a hetero woman, I accept that they're probably not deigned to appeal to me. I'm just glad DH has a strong stomach. Grin

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:00

Herenna, I am glad you showed up I was starting to feel like a freak!
When men do that whole ' oh you love that cock don't you' thing, it generally feels they have been watching too many porn films!
One ex shaved his bits, that was just freaky. Think testicles and limp willies look a bit like chickens gullets, come to think of it, so do women's.

I don't know, just think the design could have been more aesthetically pleasing all round really..

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McBalls · 04/04/2013 16:00

As twinkly said - it's all about context.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 16:01

Herrena No! Shock

It's actually worse than that and I can't tell the full story as I will out myself to anyone who I've told it to in RL.

I'm older than most on MN and the age fairy has sadly given me a very hairy arse crack. I will not be putting up with that so I was going through all kinds of contortions to place said Veet correctly - hence the squatting over the mirror. My 70s bush is still very much intact. Grin

McBalls · 04/04/2013 16:01

You really need to improve your choice of partner.

Yes, too much porn.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:02

Bless you that is so funny!

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DisorganisednotDysfunctional · 04/04/2013 16:02

I'm a serious fan of willies. OK, some are less attractive than others, but a nice one can be truly beautiful -- both elegant and earthy - sculptural, with the head like a velvety tulip, and that smooth jaunty arch... Sigh... (I'm currently without access to one and miss it)

Coffee1Sugar · 04/04/2013 16:02

Id rather look at a willy than a fanjo any day.

snowballschanceineaster · 04/04/2013 16:03

Willies, willies, I love willies...quoted from the IT Crowd. And actually I don't think they're too bad. It depends on whose willy it is, of course. And the best ones are the ones that are game for a laugh, bedecked in a sock or beribboned.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:05

Disorganised, poetic!
Good imagery, I do remember some elegant, sculptural ones actually (not going back there though!)

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snowballschanceineaster · 04/04/2013 16:05

If there was a like button, I'd be pressing HoobleDooble's post poste haste.

TeiTetua · 04/04/2013 16:06

I say every part of the body has a purpose (except the appendix) and it's entitled to exist, and if we respect people, we never call a body part ugly. Even the bits we don't usually show, in fact maybe especially those. Hairy! Yes hairy is acceptable, more than chemical defoliation ever should be.

However, there is D. H. Lawrence and then there is DH, and maybe the one makes you think of the other and maybe not.

starsandunicorns · 04/04/2013 16:12

My exs wasnt nice to look at or to hold his balls dangled flapping about all over the place etc

my dps is lovely its pleasing to the eye its a fab shape and his ball arnt dangly in wrinky skin and are nice to cup.

kittybiscuits · 04/04/2013 16:12

I love this thread! It will easily tide me over til Friday's anal sex thread. Thanks MNs Smile

sjupes · 04/04/2013 16:13

I love dps willy Grin if only he'd let me play with it more often haha!

Our foreplay tends to turn into me going ''that's so smart did you know your willy/foreskin/balls/ballsack could do that??!'' It's no wonder he tries to keep me away Blush

Its all just so interesting tho.

starsandunicorns · 04/04/2013 16:13

Ball = balls

McBalls · 04/04/2013 16:16

I don't think it's very nice to be rude about other people's genitals. Ex or not.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:17

Beribboned willies!
Ones with little knitted hats on..

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loopylou6 · 04/04/2013 16:18

My dh has a lovely Willy, all velvety and proud :)

I've seen some odd looking ones tho, someone link to the penis gallery so we can have a laugh look at the different shapes n sizes Grin