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Aren't willys rather unattractive?

118 replies

DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:20

That's it really, just wondering if I am odd! Men seem to think we are all so keen to play with them. Am out of EA relationship and am just sitting here thinking, well, do I really want another willy in my life?!

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Bunfags · 04/04/2013 20:32

I've always wondered why these blokes just send a picture of their cock to women. Surely most people would want to see the rest of a person before they decided if they wanted to shag them or not.

Also, you can't judge the size if you just see the cock on its own. Actually, I think I just worked it out! Shock

Fuckitthatlldo · 04/04/2013 20:39

My cunt is a thing of beauty I'll have you know LetsFace

willowstar · 04/04/2013 20:41

I'm a nurse and have seen lots and lots of willies, some filthy and horrible ones, yuk...overall not a fan but my husband has a beautiful magnificent cock and he is circumcised which makes all the difference to me. Much prefer it.

Kione · 04/04/2013 20:49

Told DP about this thread as was laughin loud. He asked: "Do you think mine is ugly?" and looked rather hurt. I truthfully said if course not! He said do you prefer it with or without hair cut? I said with Grin
And he went upstairs to study. I get this message: "door is locked, heating is on, do you want to see my haircut?" dropped phone and ran upstairs. It was a joke! Hmm now thanks to this thread I want to see a magnificent hair-tidy cock, but the human attached is to immersed watching cycling Envy

Fairylea · 04/04/2013 20:55

Not meaning to turn this into a serious debate but I fail to see how anyone can find anything positive about circumcision, looks or otherwise unless absolutely medically necessary.

I'd hate someone to be browsing this thread internally debating whether to have their little boy routinely circumcised (again not talking for absolute medical reasons) and being swayed by those women who say they prefer the look of circumcised ones.

But I shall go back under my stone..maybe I'm just an old grouch.

McBalls · 04/04/2013 20:58

No, I agree with you.

McBalls · 04/04/2013 21:05

I mean, I can understand it as an aesthetic preference, like any other kind of physical variant.

But the idea of a child having a perfectly normal part of themselves sliced off and that then being seen as more pleasing to their future partner than if they'd been left intact is pretty sad.

Fairylea · 04/04/2013 21:09

That's what I mean mcballs... if a load of men were on here saying they prefer labias that were neater due to labiaplasty everyone would find that wrong....

welcometomysillylife · 04/04/2013 21:30

I met someone recently (lovely guy) and his willy was so horrible (I only went near it once) that when I think back to it I involuntarily make a funny face. Plus he asked me to lick it.

Fuckitthatlldo · 04/04/2013 21:52

Poor you Welcome. Nobody likes to lick horrible willys.

Original poster
DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 21:52

Fair enough about circumcision, would not want to influence anyone.
Welcome, you made me laugh!

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Kione · 04/04/2013 22:12

what makes a Willy horribke? i've never though that? abd u have seen a few Blush

Kione · 04/04/2013 22:12

Sorry touch phone...

PebblePots · 04/04/2013 22:19

My dh's is lovely.

I think if you like the man, you like the willy. I have certainly found that to be the case!

I hope you find a man who manages to change your mind one day op! [Smile]

PebblePots · 04/04/2013 22:20
Grin
welcometomysillylife · 04/04/2013 22:22

I could describe the 'horrible' willy but it seems mean.

practicality · 04/04/2013 22:31

They're not the best. Purple headed bed ferrets.

stubbornstains · 04/04/2013 22:42

kione Floppy helmets

stubbornstains · 04/04/2013 22:43

I think willies feel better than they look, IYSWIM.

Walkacrossthesand · 04/04/2013 22:58

The opposite of camping, then, stubborn, which looks better than it feels! Grin

Still18atheart · 04/04/2013 23:36

I agree with op, especially as I've been revising microbiology today which includes some pictures of std infected penises

Remember, having the lecture which is related to that part of revision, coming home and my partner expecting to get errrmmm intimate .... yeah that didn't happen

SinisterBuggyMonth · 05/04/2013 01:20

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Kione · 05/04/2013 07:24

yeah I meant aside of illnesess obv. Floppy helmet! Must be lycky I have never come across one. I met one that couldt keep hard, but was very lovely and cute?? Blush

DoubleLifeIsALifeHalved · 05/04/2013 08:28

My problem is with some willys is that anything that is slightly messy/ wrinkly when flaccid is that dirt lodges there and hides. Quite frankly a dirty willy is disgusting and foul, particularly if being waved at your mouth! Shudders.

I am glad I have no willy in my life at the moment, as the tuck factor of inadequate hygiene seems quite common to me and how do you deal with that? And how can you find anyone attractive who thinks its ok or you won't notice - not exactly respectful or nice either. The only willy that I've liked and was never disgusting was exh, and unfortuneately it was attached to a very nasty person...

aftereight · 05/04/2013 10:10

I'd take large and unattractive over small but perfectly formed though Grin

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