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Aren't willys rather unattractive?

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:20

That's it really, just wondering if I am odd! Men seem to think we are all so keen to play with them. Am out of EA relationship and am just sitting here thinking, well, do I really want another willy in my life?!

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:18

There's no naming and shaming going on..just opinions, and some are rather amusing! I personally think the designer must have had a sense of humour..!

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:19

All velvety and proud..aah! :)

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snowballschanceineaster · 04/04/2013 16:28

I like the idea of knitted hats. Must have a word with the MIL. She knits.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 16:32

Snowballs That's just wrong on so many levels Grin

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:33

Willy warmer s, they did exist I recall

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LaurieFairyCake · 04/04/2013 16:35

I think they're hilarious. They're just so ridiculous.

Vulvas are much prettier, all neat and tucked away and like a flower when casted in plaster of Paris.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:39

I think they are neater too!
Willies do seem to have a bit of a life of their own

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Branleuse · 04/04/2013 16:50

my Dps is beautiful and magnificent.

Everyone elses, not keen.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 16:50

A flower - aww how sweet. But yes, now I know why orchids make me a tad queasy. Grin

Personally, I've never been able to look a green shelled mussel in the eye again after my incident with the mirror.

ouryve · 04/04/2013 16:54

They're ridiculous looking things.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 16:54

I will never be able to eat a green shelled mussel again! Ew!:)

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kittybiscuits · 04/04/2013 16:57

Mmmm, mussels, thanks for the dinner idea Smile

GoldieMumbles · 04/04/2013 17:00

It all depends on how you look at them, doesn't it? I mean, literally how you look at them. Stand a naked man next to a naked woman and she will always look neater. But squat over that mirror and a fanjo looks far less... attractive... than it doesn in a full frontal. Whereas a willy looks faintly amusing when it's relaxed.

But when it's ready to go... oooh... erm... Blush. 'scuse me ladies.... I may be some time.

(It has to be attached to the right person though - disembodied internet willies are freaky)

KoPo · 04/04/2013 17:18

Its all down to who it is attached to for me.

I can think of one willy in particular that I am very fond of both visually and for its function.

HerrenaHarridan · 04/04/2013 17:32

Mmmm mussels!

Also when looking at your non excited vagina it's is worth remembering that it is comparable to a flaccid penis.

When she is very excited all the folds swell and you get a rich blend of colours and of course the glistening.

Fwiw, i have experience with both sexes and while both have their pros and cons, purely aesthetically women are clearly more attractive.

Have any of you ever heard of the vagina monologues?

HerrenaHarridan · 04/04/2013 17:34

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vagina_Monologues

SleepyCatOnTheMat · 04/04/2013 17:39

Willies are kind of absurd. As Kryten once said in Red Dwarf, "Was that the best they could do? The last chicken in the shop look?" Some are better than others though remembers short term fling with guy whose willy was long, thin and bent like a banana

LividofLondon · 04/04/2013 18:09

They do vary enormously and some are more aesthetically pleasing than others, but generally I love a good averaged sized cock with a set of firm bollocks :-D It seems that no matter how many I see the novelty never wears off. Balls are amazing things too; it's the way they move when you lightly stroke them, like they're swirling! Oh, and I think my fanjo is lovely too :-D

GoldieMumbles · 04/04/2013 18:38

Balls... ewww. Alright from the front but if you've ever seen your fella from the rear standing legs apart and bending over - really not a pleasant sight Shock.

Whereas if DH sees me in the same position he gets very excited Grin

Debster7808 · 04/04/2013 19:59

I agree that context is important, and who the owner of the willy is, but I think they are attractive. I do have a personal preference for circumcised ones. Not all of my girlfriends agree, but some are pro-circ, especially my non-UK friends.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 20:05

Circumcised ones are prettier, IMO

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Bunfags · 04/04/2013 20:12

I had people sending me pictures of their cocks when I joined an online dating site. Those people are strange. Confused

I think my DP has a really lovely cock. I still remember the first time I sw it and I was genuinely taken aback by what a magnificent cock it was.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 20:23

It's great that so many people really like their partners cocks!

I wonder if many men on dating websites get disembodied up close fanjo shots sent to them? And wondering if they go slightly light headed and not in a good way...

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 20:25

Cooking with mussels on master chef, think that's stuck with me now...

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EmGee · 04/04/2013 20:30

I just told DH about this thread. He had the cheek to say that vaginas are not the most attractive parts of the body and look a bit like a frog's innards???!!!!!

Then backtracked to say of course mine was the most attractive he's ever come across.